THE PEANUT GALLERY

**Mr. Miyagi** · 02-15-2005, 03:49 PM

Originally Posted by honey

I didn't like that last one log did - it's a repeat of his first one. No originality.

I agree. That horseface bit is ney-ney-ney-ney-ney-ot so funny anymore.

**Novacane** · 02-15-2005, 03:49 PM

Originally Posted by mchurchfie

ex·pound ( P ) Pronunciation Key (k-spound)
v. ex·pound·ed, ex·pound·ing, ex·pounds

Excitation of one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse.

:bikerbabe

Originally Posted by lordofgun

Originally Posted by mchurchfie

More like.....

**Gunzlingr** · 02-15-2005, 03:52 PM

Stampy is rolling, I might have to vote for Prince Ali afterall.

**Earthquake Enyart** · 02-15-2005, 03:55 PM

I'm the only one who thought the horse was funny?

**Gunzlingr** · 02-15-2005, 03:59 PM

Originally Posted by Earthquake Enyart

I'm the only one who thought the horse was funny?

I snickered, but didn't guffaw.

**Forward_Lateral** · 02-15-2005, 04:09 PM

Bling vs S11 is getting interesting.

**Mr. Miyagi** · 02-15-2005, 04:16 PM

Originally Posted by Earthquake Enyart

I'm the only one who thought the horse was funny?

It's mildly amusing, but with a face like LOG's it could easily backfire.

**lordofgun** · 02-15-2005, 04:17 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. Miyagi

It's mildly amusing, but with a face like LOG's it could easily backfire.

Yeah, but that's been beat to death.

**dannyek71** · 02-15-2005, 04:17 PM

Forward lateral (or any of the other guys that gave me rep for it): You know what a klismafeliac (sp?) is yet?

**Mr. Miyagi** · 02-15-2005, 04:22 PM

Originally Posted by lordofgun

Yeah, but that's been beat to death.

It sure looks it mister, it sure does.

**Canadian'eh!** · 02-15-2005, 04:25 PM

actually it's "klismaphiliac"... which in some cases (thought not in the truest sense of the word.. since it means getting pleasure from enemas i think) but if they throw some other junk up in there and it gets lost we usually see them in the ER and have to do an X-ray. Always a big hit for a laugh or 2. One of our radiologists once told a guy "If you are gonna do this... couldn't you at least tie a string around it or something. I nearly died laughing.

**Forward_Lateral** · 02-15-2005, 04:26 PM

Originally Posted by dannyek71

Forward lateral (or any of the other guys that gave me rep for it): You know what a klismafeliac (sp?) is yet?

I just found it. LOL!!! Having enemas for sexual pleasure...LMAO.

**honey** · 02-15-2005, 05:03 PM

Originally Posted by Gunzlingr

Stampy is rolling, I might have to vote for Prince Ali afterall.

I don't know - I think he's beating the dead cat too much. The first time was funny, the second time was kind of redundant.

**Gunzlingr** · 02-15-2005, 05:10 PM

Did you steal that from one of the 5 year olds you try to molest by luring them into your '86 Camaro with last year's leftover Easter candy?

**Mr.Reality** · 02-15-2005, 05:12 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. Miyagi

MBB got my vote. Mr.R was funny too but the Dennis Miller type humor was slightly intimidating. Being funny sometimes means you need to appeal to the masses of dumbasses like us.

There's already 8 other battles that sound exactly alike.

**BAM** · 02-15-2005, 05:14 PM

ARggghh I wish I would've joined this.

**Canadian'eh!** · 02-15-2005, 05:15 PM

Originally Posted by Canadian'eh!

actually it's "klismaphiliac"... which in some cases (thought not in the truest sense of the word.. since it means getting pleasure from enemas i think) but if they throw some other junk up in there and it gets lost we usually see them in the ER and have to do an X-ray. Always a big hit for a laugh or 2. One of our radiologists once told a guy "If you are gonna do this... couldn't you at least tie a string around it or something. I nearly died laughing.

ROFL someone negged me for this with no comment... so i'm going to just assume it's because they had it happen to them and they are pissed that we laughed about it.... LOL

**dannyek71** · 02-15-2005, 05:42 PM

Originally Posted by Canadian'eh!

ROFL someone negged me for this with no comment... so i'm going to just assume it's because they had it happen to them and they are pissed that we laughed about it.... LOL

haha must have been, I cant believe it actually happens.

my gf who is finishing up her psyc degree learned about the mental disorder in class one day, and when she told me about it I almost fell over laughing

**Bling** · 02-15-2005, 05:51 PM

Crap, I just accidently posted that one liner, can I edit it and add more?

**Mr.Reality** · 02-15-2005, 06:01 PM

Originally Posted by Crisis

I found your lost schedule the other day. Let's see it.

9 AM - Get in the shower
9:07 AM - Wonders how a shower works
9:52 AM - Finally starts his shower
9:54 AM - Exits the shower
11 AM - Mother wakes up
11:30 AM - Mom yells at Stampy to get her vodka and smokes
Noon - Stampy prays for lost piranhas
1 PM - Sister leaves house for her corner job
2 PM - Stampy sneaks a peak at porn online
2:05 PM - Mom yells at Stampy to get her vodka and smokes
3 PM - Stampy poses in front of mirror for future wrestling career
5 PM - Stampy finishes posing
5:01 PM - Stampy watches RAW
7 PM - Mom yells at Stampy to get her vodka and smokes
9 PM - Stampy puts on his "The Rock" underpants and goes to bed
1 AM - Sister comes home looking "nice"

I think I did this last year.

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