THE PEANUT GALLERY

[Mr. Miyagi]

[Shiny Chicken]

Miyagi is such a big queer
He never lets any girl near
He shoves them away
And then goes to play
Returning with pains in his rear

[That Guy]

Miyagi is such a big queer
He never lets any girl near
He shoves them away
And then goes to play
Returning with pains in his rear

Well I voted for you 1st round.

[Shiny Chicken]

Buffalo Jawhawk is quite an odd fellow
His penis is green and his undies are yellow
He'll scare you away
Though he just wants to play
But his games I would hardly call mellow.

[Mr. Miyagi]

Miyagi is such a big queer
He never lets any girl near
He shoves them away
And then goes to play
Returning with pains in his rear

Shut the f**k up Shiny
I've never seen a ***** more whiny
You can get a big dose
of my crap on your nose
As you gently kiss my hiney

[chernobylwraiths]

Shut the f**k up Shiny
I've never seen a ***** more whiny
You can get a big dose
of my crap on your nose
As you gently kiss my hiney

dose and nose?

[Mr. Miyagi]

dose and nose?

close enough now shut up

[OpIv37]

Don't blame me- I'm waiting on S11.

[Mr. Miyagi]

I don't think he's been around

[BAM]

These limericks were an excellent idea.

[Forward_Lateral]

There once was a kid named Stamp
He was as bright as a burnt out lamp
He likes the Brown Crack
And he's hung like a tic tac
And his underwear is always damp.

[Mr. Miyagi]

Sabre purchased a candy bar
Lured an 8 year old into his car
He unzipped his pants
she took a glance
and said "I've seen dicks bigger by far"

I've seen more original

[Shiny Chicken]

L.O.G. was a message board hack
Whose ass had a really huge crack.
Whenever he farts,
Ontario parts
And he asks for a pat on the back.

For every bean that touches his lip
Another pair of panties will rip
We'll never have peace
From his big giant crease
'Til he's dead and his headstone says "RIP"

I warn you to never stray near
This behemoth's dangerous rear
You may get blown away
Or worse, you could stay
In the wake of a stench with no peer

I think now, my story is done
If ever you see him, do run
Stay out of the path
Of his horrible wrath
For they say he can block out the sun

[Shiny Chicken]

Shut the f**k up Shiny
I've never seen a ***** more whiny
You can get a big dose
of my crap on your nose
As you gently kiss my hiney

Verses 1,2, and 5 have no rhythm... and dose and nose are not close enough.

You can do better, Miyagi
Your rhyming, that time, was quite foggy
I'm sure you could stab
With a much harder jab
Don't wait til your panties get soggy

[Mr. Miyagi]

Verses 1,2, and 5 have no rhythm... and dose and nose are not close enough.

You're right. You sure are good at this insult contest thing.

FINAL: ROUND 1: dannyek71 defeats Shiny Chicken 18-8

[Shiny Chicken]

At least I was man enough to compete.

[Mr. Miyagi]

Nah I decided to give you kids a chance this year LOL

[Mr.Reality]

The other match is hard to judge. They're both funny and they both have similar styles. It's a good, entertaining battle. It's just hard to judge.

[STAMPY]

There once was a kid named Stamp
He was as bright as a burnt out lamp
He likes the Brown Crack
And he's hung like a tic tac
And his underwear is always damp.

go search for billsaddiction fresh news... this aint working for you

[mybills]

At least I was man enough to compete.

me too!