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  • Canadian'eh!
    Registered User
    • Mar 2004
    • 12879

    actually it's "klismaphiliac"... which in some cases (thought not in the truest sense of the word.. since it means getting pleasure from enemas i think) but if they throw some other junk up in there and it gets lost we usually see them in the ER and have to do an X-ray. Always a big hit for a laugh or 2. One of our radiologists once told a guy "If you are gonna do this... couldn't you at least tie a string around it or something. I nearly died laughing.

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    • Forward_Lateral
      Registered User
      • Mar 2004
      • 29897

      Originally posted by dannyek71
      Forward lateral (or any of the other guys that gave me rep for it): You know what a klismafeliac (sp?) is yet?
      I just found it. LOL!!! Having enemas for sexual pleasure...LMAO.

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      • honey
        Registered User
        • Aug 2002
        • 37024

        Originally posted by Gunzlingr
        Stampy is rolling, I might have to vote for Prince Ali afterall.
        I don't know - I think he's beating the dead cat too much. The first time was funny, the second time was kind of redundant.
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIK5F4zRN0Y

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        • Gunzlingr
          Registered User
          • Jul 2002
          • 45976

          Did you steal that from one of the 5 year olds you try to molest by luring them into your '86 Camaro with last year's leftover Easter candy?
          You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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          • Mr.Reality
            Registered User
            • Nov 2002
            • 6194

            Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
            MBB got my vote. Mr.R was funny too but the Dennis Miller type humor was slightly intimidating. Being funny sometimes means you need to appeal to the masses of dumbasses like us.
            There's already 8 other battles that sound exactly alike.

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            • BAM
              Registered User
              • Sep 2003
              • 33135

              ARggghh I wish I would've joined this.

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              • Canadian'eh!
                Registered User
                • Mar 2004
                • 12879

                Originally posted by Canadian'eh!
                actually it's "klismaphiliac"... which in some cases (thought not in the truest sense of the word.. since it means getting pleasure from enemas i think) but if they throw some other junk up in there and it gets lost we usually see them in the ER and have to do an X-ray. Always a big hit for a laugh or 2. One of our radiologists once told a guy "If you are gonna do this... couldn't you at least tie a string around it or something. I nearly died laughing.

                ROFL someone negged me for this with no comment... so i'm going to just assume it's because they had it happen to them and they are pissed that we laughed about it.... LOL

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                • dannyek71
                  Drink Responsibly
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 6945

                  Originally posted by Canadian'eh!
                  ROFL someone negged me for this with no comment... so i'm going to just assume it's because they had it happen to them and they are pissed that we laughed about it.... LOL
                  haha must have been, I cant believe it actually happens.

                  my gf who is finishing up her psyc degree learned about the mental disorder in class one day, and when she told me about it I almost fell over laughing
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                  • Bling
                    Registered User
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 13022

                    Crap, I just accidently posted that one liner, can I edit it and add more?

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                    • Mr.Reality
                      Registered User
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 6194

                      Originally posted by Crisis
                      I found your lost schedule the other day. Let's see it.

                      9 AM - Get in the shower
                      9:07 AM - Wonders how a shower works
                      9:52 AM - Finally starts his shower
                      9:54 AM - Exits the shower
                      11 AM - Mother wakes up
                      11:30 AM - Mom yells at Stampy to get her vodka and smokes
                      Noon - Stampy prays for lost piranhas
                      1 PM - Sister leaves house for her corner job
                      2 PM - Stampy sneaks a peak at porn online
                      2:05 PM - Mom yells at Stampy to get her vodka and smokes
                      3 PM - Stampy poses in front of mirror for future wrestling career
                      5 PM - Stampy finishes posing
                      5:01 PM - Stampy watches RAW
                      7 PM - Mom yells at Stampy to get her vodka and smokes
                      9 PM - Stampy puts on his "The Rock" underpants and goes to bed
                      1 AM - Sister comes home looking "nice"
                      I think I did this last year.

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                      • The_Philster
                        Registered User
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 52180

                        Originally posted by Bling
                        you're one healthy ***** away from a single digit IQ!
                        Originally posted by Bling
                        Crap, I just accidently posted that one liner, can I edit it and add more?
                        I think that would be against the rules
                        The Buffalo Pro Cheer Blog...Positive coverage of Buffalo's Pro Cheerleaders since 2001!

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                        • Forward_Lateral
                          Registered User
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 29897

                          @ "wish sandwich" That's fackin priceless.

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                          • Bling
                            Registered User
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 13022

                            Originally posted by The_Philster
                            I think that would be against the rules
                            Oops, did it anyway.

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                            • Forward_Lateral
                              Registered User
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 29897

                              LOL@ Crisis. He's anailating Stampy.

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                              • Mr.Reality
                                Registered User
                                • Nov 2002
                                • 6194

                                The Crisis/Stampy match is pretty good.

                                BTW, , I just looked at Foward Lateral's custom user text. LMAO!! What that like that before the contest? If not, that's pretty hilarious.

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