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All: The new Billszone site with the updated software is scheduled to be turned on Tuesday, May 21, 2024. The company that built it, Dynascale, estimates a FOUR HOUR shut down, from 8pm Pacific, (5pm Eastern) while they get it up and running. Nobody will be able to post in any forum until they are done. Afterwards, you may need to do a web search for the site, as old links will not work, because the site is getting a new IP address. Please be patient. If there are bugs, we will tackle them one at a time. Remember the goal is to be up and running with no glitches by camp. Doing this now assures us of that, because it gives us all summer to get our ducks in a row. Thank you!
There is work to be done and things to be learned. We are going to try to get the old look back - or something close to it. We also know there are bugs. A thread will be started to report bugs and then we can pass those onto the host.
Thank you for all the patience and support with this - hopefully this will greatly reduce the crashes and other site issues we have had lately.
Please use this thread to report any issues you come across
http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/forum/feedback-forums/billszone-q-a/6521455-upgrade-report-bugs-here
Buffalo Jawhawk is quite an odd fellow
His penis is green and his undies are yellow
He'll scare you away
Though he just wants to play
But his games I would hardly call mellow.
There once was a kid named Stamp
He was as bright as a burnt out lamp
He likes the Brown Crack
And he's hung like a tic tac
And his underwear is always damp.
L.O.G. was a message board hack
Whose ass had a really huge crack.
Whenever he farts,
Ontario parts
And he asks for a pat on the back.
For every bean that touches his lip
Another pair of panties will rip
We'll never have peace
From his big giant crease
'Til he's dead and his headstone says "RIP"
I warn you to never stray near
This behemoth's dangerous rear
You may get blown away
Or worse, you could stay
In the wake of a stench with no peer
I think now, my story is done
If ever you see him, do run
Stay out of the path
Of his horrible wrath
For they say he can block out the sun
Shut the f**k up Shiny
I've never seen a ***** more whiny
You can get a big dose
of my crap on your nose
As you gently kiss my hiney
Verses 1,2, and 5 have no rhythm... and dose and nose are not close enough.
You can do better, Miyagi
Your rhyming, that time, was quite foggy
I'm sure you could stab
With a much harder jab
Don't wait til your panties get soggy
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