Miyagi is such a big queer
He never lets any girl near
He shoves them away
And then goes to play
Returning with pains in his rear
Well I voted for you 1st round.Originally Posted by Shiny Chicken
Buffalo Jawhawk is quite an odd fellow
His penis is green and his undies are yellow
He'll scare you away
Though he just wants to play
But his games I would hardly call mellow.
Shut the f**k up ShinyOriginally Posted by Shiny Chicken
I've never seen a ***** more whiny
You can get a big dose
of my crap on your nose
As you gently kiss my hiney
dose and nose?Originally Posted by Mr. Miyagi
close enough now shut upOriginally Posted by chernobylwraiths
Originally Posted by Mr. Miyagi
Don't blame me- I'm waiting on S11.
I don't think he's been around
These limericks were an excellent idea.
There once was a kid named Stamp
He was as bright as a burnt out lamp
He likes the Brown Crack
And he's hung like a tic tac
And his underwear is always damp.
I've seen more originalOriginally Posted by OpIv37
For every bean that touches his lipOriginally Posted by Shiny Chicken
Another pair of panties will rip
We'll never have peace
From his big giant crease
'Til he's dead and his headstone says "RIP"
I warn you to never stray near
This behemoth's dangerous rear
You may get blown away
Or worse, you could stay
In the wake of a stench with no peer
I think now, my story is done
If ever you see him, do run
Stay out of the path
Of his horrible wrath
For they say he can block out the sun
Verses 1,2, and 5 have no rhythm... and dose and nose are not close enough.Originally Posted by Mr. Miyagi
You can do better, Miyagi
Your rhyming, that time, was quite foggy
I'm sure you could stab
With a much harder jab
Don't wait til your panties get soggy
You're right. You sure are good at this insult contest thing.Originally Posted by Shiny Chicken
FINAL: ROUND 1: dannyek71 defeats Shiny Chicken 18-8
At least I was man enough to compete.
Nah I decided to give you kids a chance this year LOL
The other match is hard to judge. They're both funny and they both have similar styles. It's a good, entertaining battle. It's just hard to judge.
go search for billsaddiction fresh news... this aint working for youOriginally Posted by Forward_Lateral
me too!Originally Posted by Shiny Chicken
I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!