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Thread: FINAL ROUND 1: lordofgun defeats mybills 22-14

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    Quote Originally Posted by mybills
    "Don't ever inject yourself with Botox, you'll POP!"

    That was in my last try, and it was an original! You can't tell me that you didn't laugh!
    I didn't laugh, because it makes no sense. Botox paralyzes the skin to smooth wrinkles. How would it make him pop?

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    Wow. mybills got a lot of sympathy votes.

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    I don't actually think she did that bad. She would have slaughtered a better match-up. Throw her up against Shinychicken, Buffalosabers04, Bling or DanneyK, she easily moves onto the next round.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lordofgun
    So you actually thought she was better?
    I thought both efforts were a little weak.

    Quote Originally Posted by lordofgun
    You sound like you need to drink a beer or have some lovin' with your wife. You've been awfully cranky lately.
    I know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yle
    I didn't laugh, because it makes no sense. Botox paralyzes the skin to smooth wrinkles. How would it make him pop?
    Wrinkles are dents, I was calling him fat...you figure it out.
    I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedEyE
    I don't actually think she did that bad. She would have slaughtered a better match-up. Throw her up against Shinychicken, Buffalosabers04, Bling or DanneyK, she easily moves onto the next round.
    No kidding. I have nothing to feel bad about losing to the funniest one of the bunch. If I lost to any one of these other clowns, I'd kill myself!


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    Quote Originally Posted by chernobylwraiths
    I thought both efforts were a little weak.



    I know.
    Didn't get the choir solo?






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    Quote Originally Posted by billsfanone
    Wow. mybills got a lot of sympathy votes.
    She also got a lot of anti-LOG votes. I'm sure I have a couple of people who would vote for me no matter what, but there are just as many who would vote against me no matter what.

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    I voted for the person I thought was funniest in all of them, no matter who they were or if I knew them or not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mchurchfie
    Look who you are dealing with...you would have a better chance of seeing Wys host "The Dr Phil Show" before these two could stumble upon any humor.
    Did I squeeze your head for an opinion?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mybills
    No kidding. I have nothing to feel bad about losing to the funniest one of the bunch. If I lost to any one of these other clowns, I'd kill myself!


    You did very well, Just got a bad draw for round 1

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