FINAL ROUND 1: lordofgun defeats mybills 22-14

[Devin]

nj mybills

[mybills]

If mybills did what I told her, she'd have won going away.

I told you my photoshop program isn't working, and I couldn't find the picture, either!
It was a great idea though!

[Michael82]

If mybills did what I told her, she'd have won going away.

What was that?

[Mr. Miyagi]

It's like expecting the twin tower death toll to be 3,000, but it turns out only 2,999 people die.

That was kinda poor taste.

Log's game sucked in the beginning, but warmed up after a few posts. Mybills started out pretty strong, and was actually much funnier than usual, but she slipped after a few rounds. And LOG was right sadly, better than expected isn't saying much when our expectations of her was pretty low.

Sorry girl, LOG got my vote here. Good try though.

[lordofgun]

LOG's game was slightly above average all thread long. mybills started off weak and got stronger at the end...a few posts too late. LOG's average, even as low as it was, was better

I thought log tried to keep his good stuff away and it hurt him. He did a good job towards the end, but I liked mybills better. Nice job.

You guys are great at judging humor. Maybe sometime you should try using some.

[Earthquake Enyart]

You guys are great at judging humor. Maybe sometime you should try using some.

If I had a tracker, that would score big time.

[mybills]

but she slipped after a few rounds.

"Don't ever inject yourself with Botox, you'll POP!"

That was in my last try, and it was an original! You can't tell me that you didn't laugh!

[DraftBoy]

Neither was overly impressive and I only smiled once at the Mr. Ed picture and for that Log gets my vote.

[mchurchfie]

You guys are great at judging humor. Maybe sometime you should try using some.

Look who you are dealing with...you would have a better chance of seeing Wys host "The Dr Phil Show" before these two could stumble upon any humor.

[mchurchfie]

If mybills did what I told her, she'd have won going away.

Weren't you out in the first round last year?

[yle]

"Don't ever inject yourself with Botox, you'll POP!"

That was in my last try, and it was an original! You can't tell me that you didn't laugh!

I didn't laugh, because it makes no sense. Botox paralyzes the skin to smooth wrinkles. How would it make him pop?

[LtBillsFan66]

Wow. mybills got a lot of sympathy votes.

[RedEyE]

I don't actually think she did that bad. She would have slaughtered a better match-up. Throw her up against Shinychicken, Buffalosabers04, Bling or DanneyK, she easily moves onto the next round.

[chernobylwraiths]

So you actually thought she was better?

I thought both efforts were a little weak.

You sound like you need to drink a beer or have some lovin' with your wife. You've been awfully cranky lately.

I know.

[mybills]

I didn't laugh, because it makes no sense. Botox paralyzes the skin to smooth wrinkles. How would it make him pop?

Wrinkles are dents, I was calling him fat...you figure it out.