Things CRISIS did to get over the tramatic loss of his deceased cat Snowball...
1. He watched Pet Semetry over and over again... In hopes of a rebirth
2. Went to build a bear... and built a kitty bear, God knows what he did with it, but there were stains found on the kitten a week later. Draw your own conclusions?
3. Had a temple in his room in the memory of Snowball, which meant MC HAMMER shrine came down
You Can't Touch This Hammer!
4. Took his frustrations out on food, battle of the bulge as they say... 1st purchase you say? LIFE TIME SUPPLY of KIT KATs
5. Purchased the Classic book titled 101 Uses for a Dead Cat
by SIMON BOND
6. Had one of those animal stuffed decorations... Cat Mummification if you will... So he can hang his dead cat over his bed and do very very kinky things and never FORGET, Plus now he can't even get rejected from the kitty!
7. Attacked internet sites such as savetoby.com and rabbitranson.com... Basically became MR PETA... So feminine
8. To get over tough times... he found new hobbies... such as collecting Hello Kitty Merchandise. He lead his life in the Hello Kitty Way Of Life
(Hello Kitty was born on November 1st and she lives in London, England with her parents and her twin sister, Mimmy. They have lots of friends at school with whom they share many adventures. Her hobbies include traveling, music, reading, eating yummy cookies her sister Mimmy bakes, and best of all making new friends. As Hello Kitty always says, you can never have too many friends)
9. I don't even wanna mention what he did on the Anniversary of the suicide of the POS kitty.
He's trying we gotta give it to him CRISIS is goin thru alotta pain guys