Isn’t it about time to rotate the tires on your house?
Mr. Reality
regor
Isn’t it about time to rotate the tires on your house?
Either you're so poor you can't afford toilet paper or you just enjoy wiping with your bare hand!
Your so poor your homemade cure for hemorrhoids is to suck 'em till the poison's out.
Spoken like someone with experience sticking thier head up thier ass!
I'm sure God won't mean anything personal when you get to St. Peter's gate and he says he wants to take a mulligan. . .
You think reading Dr. Seuss backwards contains Satanic messages (“you are a dweeby, demonic, dyslexic, dork”).
You look like something the wolf ate and **** over the cliff!
If you were the wolf the three pigs would have built a house made of blow up dolls so as not to confuse you.
You should stop letting your mind wander, it's to small to be going out on it's own!
Your zipper tells you the same thing every time you go to pee. . .Originally Posted by regor
I know thats just jealousy talking because bikerbabe say's mines the biggest she's ever had.
Unfortunately for you she was talking about social service folders.
I always thought you were but it's confirmed now that bikerbabe told me what your homepage is!
I think I know what a canned insult is now.
Thanks for the tip but I'm just wondering, how do you know your mom gives great blowjobs?
I guess I don't--my wife doesn't leave me fantasizing about everybody else's wife and mom like yours does--but if you want to tell me about the rest of the dream you had last night, I'll listen out of boredom.
I know you ran out of funny one liners about 74 posts ago so I guess I'll excuse you using -- and -- to try and turn 3 sentences into 1!
Don't cry to me if all obedience school taught you was how to relieve yourself on newspaper.
Originally Posted by Mr.Reality
The best part of it was when you got hit by a car!
Regor, isn’t it about time to take your Ritalin before you start humping your folding kitchen chairs again?