(FINAL) QUARTERFINALS: Mr. Reality defeats regor 21-15

**Mr.Reality** · 02-19-2005, 09:08 PM

Isn’t it about time to rotate the tires on your house?

**Novacane** · 02-19-2005, 09:22 PM

Either you're so poor you can't afford toilet paper or you just enjoy wiping with your bare hand!

**Mr.Reality** · 02-19-2005, 09:25 PM

Your so poor your homemade cure for hemorrhoids is to suck 'em till the poison's out.

**Novacane** · 02-19-2005, 09:29 PM

Spoken like someone with experience sticking thier head up thier ass!

**Mr.Reality** · 02-19-2005, 10:44 PM

I'm sure God won't mean anything personal when you get to St. Peter's gate and he says he wants to take a mulligan. . .

**Mr.Reality** · 02-20-2005, 08:54 AM

You think reading Dr. Seuss backwards contains Satanic messages (“you are a dweeby, demonic, dyslexic, dork”).

**Novacane** · 02-20-2005, 09:57 AM

You look like something the wolf ate and **** over the cliff!

**Mr.Reality** · 02-20-2005, 10:13 AM

If you were the wolf the three pigs would have built a house made of blow up dolls so as not to confuse you.

**Novacane** · 02-20-2005, 12:33 PM

You should stop letting your mind wander, it's to small to be going out on it's own!

**Mr.Reality** · 02-20-2005, 12:44 PM

Originally posted by regor

it's to small to be going out on it's own!

Your zipper tells you the same thing every time you go to pee. . .

**Novacane** · 02-20-2005, 12:55 PM

I know thats just jealousy talking because bikerbabe say's mines the biggest she's ever had.

**Mr.Reality** · 02-20-2005, 01:07 PM

Unfortunately for you she was talking about social service folders.

**Novacane** · 02-20-2005, 01:08 PM

I always thought you were

but it's confirmed now that bikerbabe told me what your homepage is!

**Mr.Reality** · 02-20-2005, 01:09 PM

I think I know what a canned insult is now.

**Novacane** · 02-20-2005, 01:15 PM

Thanks for the tip but I'm just wondering, how do you know your mom gives great blowjobs?

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