(FINAL) QUARTERFINALS: Mr. Reality defeats regor 21-15

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  • lordofgun
    in charge of you

    Administrator Emeritus
    • Jul 2002
    • 48416

    (FINAL) QUARTERFINALS: Mr. Reality defeats regor 21-15

    QUARTERFINALS: Mr. Reality vs. regor

    READ THE RULES CAREFULLY!

    Round 2 will be single sentences. Say whatever the heck you want, but do it in one sentence jabs only. Make sure it's funny and insulting. And please refer to the rules in the sticky thread if you have any questions.

    Here are the details:
    - Technically, you do not need to take turns! But there is a catch!
    - If you post more than once in a row, you must wait a minimum of three hours to post back to back insults. In other words, if you post your insult, and your opponent does not post a retort to your insult within three hours, you may post another insult. You may post immediately following your opponent's post, however.
    - This round ends Monday at 2:30PM

    Note for the voters: When the polls open, you should deduct points for run-on sentences, as they are technically improper sentences. Also, deduct points for canned one-liners that appear to be unoriginal.


    Either of the contestants may begin the contest with an insult. Ready...go.
    34
    Mr. Reality
    0%
    19
    regor
    0%
    15






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  • regor
    Registered User
    • Jul 2002
    • 42093

    #2
    Hey Mr. Reality, If I throw a stick will you leave billszone?

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    • Mr.Reality
      Registered User
      • Nov 2002
      • 6194

      #3
      No, but if you throw a fit, I might laugh.

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      • regor
        Registered User
        • Jul 2002
        • 42093

        #4
        While you and bikerbabe does she read a book so she can get some sort of pleasure too?

        Comment

        • Mr.Reality
          Registered User
          • Nov 2002
          • 6194

          #5
          If I had a face that screamed bukkake like yours I'd go to Mexico and get a boob job.

          Comment

          • regor
            Registered User
            • Jul 2002
            • 42093

            #6
            Why did you ask your doctor is they made "extra strength" viagra?

            Comment

            • Mr.Reality
              Registered User
              • Nov 2002
              • 6194

              #7
              Your ass has been abused so many times you've gotton into the habit of wearing your boxers backwards.

              Comment

              • regor
                Registered User
                • Jul 2002
                • 42093

                #8
                Your wife never believed in hell until she married you.

                Comment

                • Mr.Reality
                  Registered User
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 6194

                  #9
                  In the movie Faces of Death, you were the monkey.

                  Comment

                  • regor
                    Registered User
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 42093

                    #10
                    Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

                    Comment

                    • Mr.Reality
                      Registered User
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 6194

                      #11
                      You could tell your whole life story in one sentence, but then you'd be only insulting yourself.

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                      • regor
                        Registered User
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 42093

                        #12
                        You would be doing better in this contest is buffalosabres04 was writing your insults.

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                        • Mr.Reality
                          Registered User
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 6194

                          #13
                          Regor's dreams of life beyond the shelter were dashed when he was fired from his garage sale job for skimming profits.

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                          • regor
                            Registered User
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 42093

                            #14
                            I don't know what makes Mr. Reality so dumb but it sure is working.

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                            • Mr.Reality
                              Registered User
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 6194

                              #15
                              Please stop repping me saying your name spelled backwards means ***.

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