(FINAL) QUARTERFINALS: Mr. Reality defeats regor 21-15

[Mr.Reality]

I guess I don't--my wife doesn't leave me fantasizing about everybody else's wife and mom like yours does--but if you want to tell me about the rest of the dream you had last night, I'll listen out of boredom.

[Novacane]

I know you ran out of funny one liners about 74 posts ago so I guess I'll excuse you using -- and -- to try and turn 3 sentences into 1!

[Mr.Reality]

Don't cry to me if all obedience school taught you was how to relieve yourself on newspaper.

[Novacane]

but if you want to tell me about the rest of the dream you had last night, I'll listen out of boredom.

The best part of it was when you got hit by a car!

[Mr.Reality]

Regor, isn’t it about time to take your Ritalin before you start humping your folding kitchen chairs again?

[Novacane]

What it's time for is you to take your viagra so you'll be able jack off when spongebob comes on.

[Mr.Reality]

viagra

The pill alone is twice as long as what you refer to as your "thumb harp."

[Novacane]

The pill alone is twice as long as what you refer to as your "thumb harp."

So now we know your nickname for Phils penis!

[Mr.Reality]

This is regor: "Hi, I'm like. . . regor, and I'm like, a valley girl. . . except I'm not really a valley girl because I'm not really from the valley and I'm a boy and like. . . not heterosexual. . .but. . .I don't know. . . gag me!"

[Mr.Reality]

So now we know your nickname for Phils penis!

A Regor thermometer?

[Mr.Reality]

Regor sounds like Ryan Leaf trying to do standup.

[lordofgun]

OK, TIME IS UP! VOTING WILL BE OPEN UNTIL MIDNIGHT EASTERN!

[Mr.Reality]

Good luck, man.

[Bling]

[Novacane]

Good luck, man.

Thanks. good match!