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Thread: (FINAL) QUARTERFINALS: Mr. Reality defeats regor 21-15

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    (FINAL) QUARTERFINALS: Mr. Reality defeats regor 21-15

    QUARTERFINALS: Mr. Reality vs. regor

    READ THE RULES CAREFULLY!

    Round 2 will be single sentences. Say whatever the heck you want, but do it in one sentence jabs only. Make sure it's funny and insulting. And please refer to the rules in the sticky thread if you have any questions.

    Here are the details:
    - Technically, you do not need to take turns! But there is a catch!
    - If you post more than once in a row, you must wait a minimum of three hours to post back to back insults. In other words, if you post your insult, and your opponent does not post a retort to your insult within three hours, you may post another insult. You may post immediately following your opponent's post, however.
    - This round ends Monday at 2:30PM

    Note for the voters: When the polls open, you should deduct points for run-on sentences, as they are technically improper sentences. Also, deduct points for canned one-liners that appear to be unoriginal.


    Either of the contestants may begin the contest with an insult. Ready...go.






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    Hey Mr. Reality, If I throw a stick will you leave billszone?

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    No, but if you throw a fit, I might laugh.

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    While you and bikerbabe does she read a book so she can get some sort of pleasure too?

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    If I had a face that screamed bukkake like yours I'd go to Mexico and get a boob job.

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    Why did you ask your doctor is they made "extra strength" viagra?

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    Your ass has been abused so many times you've gotton into the habit of wearing your boxers backwards.

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    Your wife never believed in hell until she married you.

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    In the movie Faces of Death, you were the monkey.

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    Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

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    You could tell your whole life story in one sentence, but then you'd be only insulting yourself.

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    You would be doing better in this contest is buffalosabres04 was writing your insults.

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    Regor's dreams of life beyond the shelter were dashed when he was fired from his garage sale job for skimming profits.

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    I don't know what makes Mr. Reality so dumb but it sure is working.

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    Please stop repping me saying your name spelled backwards means ***.

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    You must not have read Logs intruction post where it said to make sure it's funny and insulting.

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    So. . . how much does Guiness charge you to rent out the world's smallest brain?

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    Speaking of brains I heard you're so stupid you sold your car to get gas money.

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    It took you 21 years to realize your trailor didn't have a steering wheel and a motor.

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    Looking at the time I was gonna tell you to get some rest for work tomorrow but then I remembered you're a postal employee.

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