(FINAL) QUARTERFINALS: crisis defeats dannyek71 15-13

[lordofgun]

READ THE RULES CAREFULLY!

Round 2 will be single sentences. Say whatever the heck you want, but do it in one sentence jabs only. Make sure it's funny and insulting. And please refer to the rules in the sticky thread if you have any questions.

Here are the details:
- Technically, you do not need to take turns! But there is a catch!
- If you post more than once in a row, you must wait a minimum of three hours to post back to back insults. In other words, if you post your insult, and your opponent does not post a retort to your insult within three hours, you may post another insult. You may post immediately following your opponent's post, however.
- This round ends Monday at 2:30PM

Note for the voters: When the polls open, you should deduct points for run-on sentences, as they are technically improper sentences. Also, deduct points for canned one-liners that appear to be unoriginal.


Either of the contestants may begin the contest with an insult. Ready...go.

[Crisis]

Another opponent who has brain cells on the endangered species list.

[dannyek71]

Another opponent who has brain cells on the endangered species list.

Your brain cells left the endagered species list a couple of months ago, and ended up on the side of a charmin.

[Crisis]

Only thing that post accomplished was making 90% of the board looking forward to blindness.

[Crisis]

Too bad your dad screwed a plant and raised a blooming moron.

[dannyek71]

Go to the sperm bank and donate about 50 male specimens of sperm by holding your butt over a beaker and let it all drain out.

[dannyek71]

Crisis is the only person that I know that makes their underpants actually whiter when they fart

[Crisis]

Go to the sperm bank and donate about 50 male specimens of sperm by holding your butt over a beaker and let it all drain out.

That's worse than your last idea of going into an alley and sucking it out of a "hose."

[dannyek71]

Last time Crises was able to walk out of the sperm bank with enough money to buy a big screen tv, and all he had to do was throw up

[Crisis]

It'd be easier to read your posts if I didn't know that your face is listed as a biological weapon; or if that pimple in the middle of your ass didn't turn out to be a brain tumor.

[dannyek71]

At least its a pimple on my ass and not an std like you have in the center for yours

[Crisis]

You qualify for the ******-express line; 5 thoughts or less.

[Crisis]

I wonder what your life would be like if you had enough oxygen when you were born.

[dannyek71]

Nice to see you had very social things to do on a friday night @10pm, such as post here

[dannyek71]

Still not back yet i see, must have had a wild night last night at bar "The Greasy Pole"