(FINAL) QUARTERFINALS: crisis defeats dannyek71 15-13

[Crisis]

You're a perfect example of the dinosaurs living for thousands of years with pea-nut sized brains.

[dannyek71]

Your the perfect example of why a mother should not fart during conception

[Crisis]

And your mom shouldn't of been allowed to sleep with other lab experiments.

[Crisis]

The last time you were in a woman was when you visited the Statue of Liberty.

[dannyek71]

The last time you were in a woman was when you visited the Statue of Liberty.

That seriously may have been the weakest insult ive ever heard

[Crisis]

I've had better conversations with my Campbell's Soup.

[dannyek71]

I saw a picture of your girlfriend today, and I send my most heartfelt condolences.

[Crisis]

What a coincidence, I saw your girlfriend on the Martha Stewart prison special on A&E last night.

[dannyek71]

My question is this, does your signature make sense to anyone?

[Crisis]

You have the kind of face that gets shoved into dough thats used to make monster cookies.

[dannyek71]

You have the kind of face that gets shoved into dough thats used to make monster cookies.

You have the kind of privates that are used to mold peas and cocktail weiners

[Crisis]

You have the kind of intelligence only rivaled by the participants in the Anna Nicole Smith show.

[dannyek71]

You couldnt get laid at a Paris Hilton convention

[Crisis]

And you couldn't get laid if you were a herm.

[dannyek71]

Your about as useful as birth control is to a mexican