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Thread: (FINAL) QUARTERFINALS: OpIv37 defeats Devin 20-12

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    You know for being a neutered spastic you sure do know a lot about dildo's.

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    your mom and your sister are insatiable- I need to use the dildos on them to give myself a break on occasion.

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    It's impossible to tell when you're talking out of your ass and when you have diarrhea of the mouth.

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    Neato that insult has only been used in lame email forwards for half a decade now, then again your whole life is pretty much a lame email forward.

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    You get a physical every other week because the "cough test" and the prostate exam are as close as you can get to actually having sex.

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    That and I have a female doctor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devin
    That and I have a female doctor.
    which is good because it's the only way you'll get anyone other than a male relative to touch you "down there".

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    Says the guy with a penis receptacle for a mouth.

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    Your unhealthy obsession with penises is starting to frighten me.

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    Your unhealthy obsession with ambiguously dressed men frightens me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devin
    What can I say when you wear your dress you make a pretty hot chick.
    Quote Originally Posted by OpIv37
    Your unhealthy obsession with penises is starting to frighten me.

    I'm sure it took all 3 of your brain cells to combine these two posts and try to pass it off as a new insult.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OpIv37
    You may enjoy the ladies- they definitely don't enjoy you.
    If mine only took 3 braincells, wtf did you use to come up with this gem?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devin
    If mine only took 3 braincells, wtf did you use to come up with this gem?
    I think the guy who posted "Shut up. You're dumb" just put his huge fungus-covered foot in his mouth by criticizing someone else's insult, although I suppose it's not the worst-tasting thing you've had in your mouth this weekend.

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    Your wife is a lot like bricks, dirty, flat on both her sides, and gets laid by Mexicans.

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    Your mouth is a lot like a hen house- dirty, noisy, and it's impossible to keep the ***** out.

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    May your wife be blessed with many bastards because on a scale of one to ten, you're an a$$****.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devin
    May your wife be blessed with many bastards because on a scale of one to ten, you're an a$$****.
    trying to find the meaning of this post is like trying to find a spot on your genitals that isn't covered in herpes- it just ain't gonna happen.

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    I hope when you get home your mother runs out from under the porch and bites you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devin
    I hope when you get home your mother runs out from under the porch and bites you
    I was going to use this canned insult on you, except it doesn't apply since mobile homes don't have porches.

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    You truly look like some horribly bizarre cross between a used Rosie O'Donnel tampon and a discolored testicle.

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