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I'm going to become rich after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet
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Good for you- you'll finally be able to afford shoes and toothpaste.Comment
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Your right, Ill have a bright shiny smile while I kick your ass.Comment
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I'm more worried about you trying to **** it than kicking it.Originally posted by DevinComment
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What can I say when you wear your dress you make a pretty hot chick.Comment
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It's amazing how the government requires a license to FISH, but they do nothing prevent society's leeches like your parents from reproducing and polluting the planet with the rotting fruit of their loins.Comment
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you are to mankind what a gelatinous mass of donkey vomit is to gourmet foodComment
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If you were the owner of a viable braincell, you might have aspired to something other than felching the bottom of the food chain.Comment
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and if you were the owner of some acne medication, little kids wouldn't cry when they looked at you.Comment
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I fail to comprehend how you can function at any level with an I.Q that is seven degrees below whale ****.Comment
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Why is it that every date you've ever had has ended with the girl screaming "What the hell are you doing, you little freak"?Comment
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To be honest if you sucked anymore you would inhale your own dick.Comment
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Some people develop more slowly- don't worry, eventually your other testicle will drop.Comment
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If there was such a thing as supergay............it would be you.Comment
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