You know for being a neutered spastic you sure do know a lot about dildo's.
Devin
OpIv37
You know for being a neutered spastic you sure do know a lot about dildo's.
your mom and your sister are insatiable- I need to use the dildos on them to give myself a break on occasion.
It's impossible to tell when you're talking out of your ass and when you have diarrhea of the mouth.
Neato that insult has only been used in lame email forwards for half a decade now, then again your whole life is pretty much a lame email forward.
You get a physical every other week because the "cough test" and the prostate exam are as close as you can get to actually having sex.
That and I have a female doctor.
which is good because it's the only way you'll get anyone other than a male relative to touch you "down there".Originally Posted by Devin
Says the guy with a penis receptacle for a mouth.
Your unhealthy obsession with penises is starting to frighten me.
Your unhealthy obsession with ambiguously dressed men frightens me
Originally Posted by DevinOriginally Posted by OpIv37
I'm sure it took all 3 of your brain cells to combine these two posts and try to pass it off as a new insult.
If mine only took 3 braincells, wtf did you use to come up with this gem?Originally Posted by OpIv37
I think the guy who posted "Shut up. You're dumb" just put his huge fungus-covered foot in his mouth by criticizing someone else's insult, although I suppose it's not the worst-tasting thing you've had in your mouth this weekend.Originally Posted by Devin
Your wife is a lot like bricks, dirty, flat on both her sides, and gets laid by Mexicans.
Your mouth is a lot like a hen house- dirty, noisy, and it's impossible to keep the ***** out.
May your wife be blessed with many bastards because on a scale of one to ten, you're an a$$****.
trying to find the meaning of this post is like trying to find a spot on your genitals that isn't covered in herpes- it just ain't gonna happen.Originally Posted by Devin
I hope when you get home your mother runs out from under the porch and bites you
I was going to use this canned insult on you, except it doesn't apply since mobile homes don't have porches.Originally Posted by Devin
You truly look like some horribly bizarre cross between a used Rosie O'Donnel tampon and a discolored testicle.