(FINAL) QUARTERFINALS: OpIv37 defeats Devin 20-12

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  • lordofgun
    in charge of you

    Administrator Emeritus
    • Jul 2002
    • 48416

    (FINAL) QUARTERFINALS: OpIv37 defeats Devin 20-12

    READ THE RULES CAREFULLY!

    Round 2 will be single sentences. Say whatever the heck you want, but do it in one sentence jabs only. Make sure it's funny and insulting. And please refer to the rules in the sticky thread if you have any questions.

    Here are the details:
    - Technically, you do not need to take turns! But there is a catch!
    - If you post more than once in a row, you must wait a minimum of three hours to post back to back insults. In other words, if you post your insult, and your opponent does not post a retort to your insult within three hours, you may post another insult. You may post immediately following your opponent's post, however.
    - This round ends Monday at 2:30PM

    Note for the voters: When the polls open, you should deduct points for run-on sentences, as they are technically improper sentences. Also, deduct points for canned one-liners that appear to be unoriginal.


    Either of the contestants may begin the contest with an insult. Ready...go.
    32
    Devin
    0%
    12
    OpIv37
    0%
    20






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  • Devin
    The Octagon
    • Apr 2003
    • 23878

    #2
    OpIv37 I see you have set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public again.
    http://gridironjunkies.net/forums/index.php

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    • OpIv37
      Acid Douching Asswipe
      • Sep 2002
      • 100871

      #3
      Yeah, I'm humilating myself by hanging out with you, but the money you pay me to feign being your friend in public makes it worthwhile.
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      • Devin
        The Octagon
        • Apr 2003
        • 23878

        #4
        Thats so cute, I didn't know regurgitated cheetos could talk
        http://gridironjunkies.net/forums/index.php

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        • OpIv37
          Acid Douching Asswipe
          • Sep 2002
          • 100871

          #5
          I'm surprised you were able to take your hands out of your pants long enough to type that last sentence.
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          • Devin
            The Octagon
            • Apr 2003
            • 23878

            #6
            Me to.
            http://gridironjunkies.net/forums/index.php

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            • OpIv37
              Acid Douching Asswipe
              • Sep 2002
              • 100871

              #7
              I'm sure it's because you saw some naked women, which made you lose your hard-on.
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              • Devin
                The Octagon
                • Apr 2003
                • 23878

                #8
                Yeah your right, your wife doesnt do it for me like she used to.
                http://gridironjunkies.net/forums/index.php

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                • OpIv37
                  Acid Douching Asswipe
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 100871

                  #9
                  Probably because she's not a teenager- I know how much statutory rape turns you on.
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                  • Devin
                    The Octagon
                    • Apr 2003
                    • 23878

                    #10
                    Yeah I enjoy ladies of all ages, do you put on age limit on the boys that turn you on?
                    http://gridironjunkies.net/forums/index.php

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                    • OpIv37
                      Acid Douching Asswipe
                      • Sep 2002
                      • 100871

                      #11
                      You may enjoy the ladies- they definitely don't enjoy you.
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                      • Devin
                        The Octagon
                        • Apr 2003
                        • 23878

                        #12
                        Shut up you're dumb.
                        http://gridironjunkies.net/forums/index.php

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                        • OpIv37
                          Acid Douching Asswipe
                          • Sep 2002
                          • 100871

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Devin
                          Shut up you're dumb.
                          This is going to be easier than I thought- we're only a few hours into the 4 days and you're already stealing jokes from your 3-year-old "oops baby" sister.
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                          • Devin
                            The Octagon
                            • Apr 2003
                            • 23878

                            #14
                            Originally posted by OpIv37
                            You may enjoy the ladies- they definitely don't enjoy you.
                            Yeah cause you've been doing nothing but hitting homers yourself.
                            http://gridironjunkies.net/forums/index.php

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                            • OpIv37
                              Acid Douching Asswipe
                              • Sep 2002
                              • 100871

                              #15
                              Having a conversation with you is less appealing than simultaneously having a root canal and a colonoscopy.
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