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Thread: (FINAL) QUARTERFINALS: OpIv37 defeats Devin 20-12

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    (FINAL) QUARTERFINALS: OpIv37 defeats Devin 20-12

    READ THE RULES CAREFULLY!

    Round 2 will be single sentences. Say whatever the heck you want, but do it in one sentence jabs only. Make sure it's funny and insulting. And please refer to the rules in the sticky thread if you have any questions.

    Here are the details:
    - Technically, you do not need to take turns! But there is a catch!
    - If you post more than once in a row, you must wait a minimum of three hours to post back to back insults. In other words, if you post your insult, and your opponent does not post a retort to your insult within three hours, you may post another insult. You may post immediately following your opponent's post, however.
    - This round ends Monday at 2:30PM

    Note for the voters: When the polls open, you should deduct points for run-on sentences, as they are technically improper sentences. Also, deduct points for canned one-liners that appear to be unoriginal.


    Either of the contestants may begin the contest with an insult. Ready...go.






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    OpIv37 I see you have set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public again.

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    Yeah, I'm humilating myself by hanging out with you, but the money you pay me to feign being your friend in public makes it worthwhile.

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    Thats so cute, I didn't know regurgitated cheetos could talk

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    I'm surprised you were able to take your hands out of your pants long enough to type that last sentence.

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    Me to.

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    I'm sure it's because you saw some naked women, which made you lose your hard-on.

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    Yeah your right, your wife doesnt do it for me like she used to.

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    Probably because she's not a teenager- I know how much statutory rape turns you on.

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    Yeah I enjoy ladies of all ages, do you put on age limit on the boys that turn you on?

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    You may enjoy the ladies- they definitely don't enjoy you.

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    Shut up you're dumb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devin
    Shut up you're dumb.
    This is going to be easier than I thought- we're only a few hours into the 4 days and you're already stealing jokes from your 3-year-old "oops baby" sister.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OpIv37
    You may enjoy the ladies- they definitely don't enjoy you.
    Yeah cause you've been doing nothing but hitting homers yourself.

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    Having a conversation with you is less appealing than simultaneously having a root canal and a colonoscopy.

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    I'm going to become rich after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

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    Good for you- you'll finally be able to afford shoes and toothpaste.

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    Your right, Ill have a bright shiny smile while I kick your ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devin
    Your right, Ill have a bright shiny smile while I kick your ass.
    I'm more worried about you trying to **** it than kicking it.

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    What can I say when you wear your dress you make a pretty hot chick.

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