So, seriously, what nationality is your child going to be, Canadian, Mexican, or maybe, Asian(Miyagi would be proud)?
SabreEleven
lordofgun
So, seriously, what nationality is your child going to be, Canadian, Mexican, or maybe, Asian(Miyagi would be proud)?
mybills was a tougher opponent.
What a coincidence, your wife said the same thing about myballs
For further future reference, sentences are usually followed by some type of punctuation.
I'm glad to see that you are regular with your periods.
So which refund check was bigger, Rogaine with minoxidil or Hair Club for Men?
Thurm says next time you guys get pregnant, you can carry the baby,luuuuucccccckkkkkkyyyyy.
Watching you play tennis is like watching two monkeys f*** a football.
Coincidentally, that was the last time you had an orgasm.Originally Posted by SabreEleven
About 8 1/2 months ago when Phil, Thurm and I came over for a "visit" while you were out playing tennis.
So was that the only time you had sex with thurm and phil?
Is that the only time you played tennis?
So tell me, butt fairy, how much Patrick dust do you buy per week?
Now that hockey's cancelled, you'll have to go back to hooking on Tuesday and Thursday nights.
So Phil told me he's lowered his standards to include anything that walks on two legs, but he said there's still no way he'd stalk you.
Speaking of stalking, I hear cholesterol just filed a restraining order against you.
Tell your wife that we can "vist" for 7 nights a week now.Originally Posted by lordofgun
For the first time in Phil's life, he was the one who had to call 911.
Your new license plate (PMS24-7) suits you perfectly!
I've met Canadians smarter than you.