(FINAL) QUARTERFINALS: SabreEleven defeats lordofgun 21-16

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  • lordofgun
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    • Jul 2002
    • 48416

    (FINAL) QUARTERFINALS: SabreEleven defeats lordofgun 21-16

    READ THE RULES CAREFULLY!

    Round 2 will be single sentences. Say whatever the heck you want, but do it in one sentence jabs only. Make sure it's funny and insulting. And please refer to the rules in the sticky thread if you have any questions.

    Here are the details:
    - Technically, you do not need to take turns! But there is a catch!
    - If you post more than once in a row, you must wait a minimum of three hours to post back to back insults. In other words, if you post your insult, and your opponent does not post a retort to your insult within three hours, you may post another insult. You may post immediately following your opponent's post, however.
    - This round ends Monday at 2:30PM

    Note for the voters: When the polls open, you should deduct points for run-on sentences, as they are technically improper sentences. Also, deduct points for canned one-liners that appear to be unoriginal.

    Either of the contestants may begin the contest with an insult. Ready...go.
    35
    SabreEleven
    0%
    21
    lordofgun
    0%
    14






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  • lordofgun
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    • Jul 2002
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    #2
    I'll let you go first since you suck.






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    • SabreEleven
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      • Aug 2002
      • 39563

      #3
      AssClown wasn't my name. I was just breaking it in for you.

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      • lordofgun
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        #4
        Originally posted by SabreEleven
        AssClown wasn't my name. I was just breaking it in for you.
        That's two sentences, ******.






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        • SabreEleven
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          • Aug 2002
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          #5
          Nobody hugs you for the fear that they would smell like Thurm for a month.

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          • lordofgun
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            • Jul 2002
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            #6
            For future reference, one comes right before two.






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            • SabreEleven
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              • Aug 2002
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              #7
              Your jokes are as worn out as a cucumber in a convent.

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              • lordofgun
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                #8
                Please elaborate from personal experience.






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                • SabreEleven
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                  • Aug 2002
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                  #9
                  Question: What has two Pierce members and sucks?

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                  • lordofgun
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                    • Jul 2002
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by SabreEleven
                    Question: What has two Pierce members and sucks?
                    Phil's testicles and your mouth?






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                    • SabreEleven
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                      • Aug 2002
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                      #11
                      Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?

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                      • lordofgun
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                        #12
                        I'm tired of wasting thoughts on you.






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                        • SabreEleven
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                          #13
                          After reading your posts, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest

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                          • lordofgun
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                            #14
                            Good thing your mom and brother weren't!






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                            • SabreEleven
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                              • Aug 2002
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                              #15
                              Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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