(FINAL) QUARTERFINALS: SabreEleven defeats lordofgun 21-16

**lordofgun** · 02-19-2005, 08:01 PM

So was that the only time you had sex with thurm and phil?

**SabreEleven** · 02-19-2005, 10:20 PM

Is that the only time you played tennis?

**SabreEleven** · 02-20-2005, 03:09 AM

So tell me, butt fairy, how much Patrick dust do you buy per week?

**lordofgun** · 02-20-2005, 12:29 PM

Now that hockey's cancelled, you'll have to go back to hooking on Tuesday and Thursday nights.

**lordofgun** · 02-20-2005, 06:23 PM

So Phil told me he's lowered his standards to include anything that walks on two legs, but he said there's still no way he'd stalk you.

**lordofgun** · 02-20-2005, 09:58 PM

Speaking of stalking, I hear cholesterol just filed a restraining order against you.

**SabreEleven** · 02-21-2005, 12:35 AM

Originally posted by lordofgun

Now that hockey's cancelled, you'll have to go back to hooking on Tuesday and Thursday nights.

Tell your wife that we can "vist" for 7 nights a week now.

**lordofgun** · 02-21-2005, 08:54 AM

For the first time in Phil's life, he was the one who had to call 911.

**SabreEleven** · 02-21-2005, 11:59 AM

Your new license plate (PMS24-7) suits you perfectly!

**lordofgun** · 02-21-2005, 02:27 PM

I've met Canadians smarter than you.

**lordofgun** · 02-21-2005, 02:29 PM

OK, TIME IS UP! VOTING WILL BE OPEN UNTIL MIDNIGHT EASTERN!

**SabreEleven** · 02-21-2005, 02:32 PM

Ya know, the love child of Carrot Top and Gallagher should be a lot funnier.

**lordofgun** · 02-21-2005, 02:32 PM

Originally posted by SabreEleven

Ya know, the love child of Carrot Top and Gallagher should be a lot funnier.

Too bad it doesn't count.

**SabreEleven** · 02-21-2005, 02:33 PM

Originally posted by lordofgun

Too bad it doesn't count.

Too bad you suck and waited until the last minute to put in another crappy insult....I had to put it in.

**Forward_Lateral** · 02-21-2005, 02:35 PM

Originally posted by lordofgun

I've met Canadians smarter than you.

Not Funny. There goes my vote.

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