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Thread: (FINAL) QUARTERFINALS: SabreEleven defeats lordofgun 21-16

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    (FINAL) QUARTERFINALS: SabreEleven defeats lordofgun 21-16

    READ THE RULES CAREFULLY!

    Round 2 will be single sentences. Say whatever the heck you want, but do it in one sentence jabs only. Make sure it's funny and insulting. And please refer to the rules in the sticky thread if you have any questions.

    Here are the details:
    - Technically, you do not need to take turns! But there is a catch!
    - If you post more than once in a row, you must wait a minimum of three hours to post back to back insults. In other words, if you post your insult, and your opponent does not post a retort to your insult within three hours, you may post another insult. You may post immediately following your opponent's post, however.
    - This round ends Monday at 2:30PM

    Note for the voters: When the polls open, you should deduct points for run-on sentences, as they are technically improper sentences. Also, deduct points for canned one-liners that appear to be unoriginal.

    Either of the contestants may begin the contest with an insult. Ready...go.






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    I'll let you go first since you suck.

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    AssClown wasn't my name. I was just breaking it in for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SabreEleven
    AssClown wasn't my name. I was just breaking it in for you.
    That's two sentences, retard.

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    Nobody hugs you for the fear that they would smell like Thurm for a month.

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    For future reference, one comes right before two.

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    Your jokes are as worn out as a cucumber in a convent.

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    Please elaborate from personal experience.

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    Question: What has two Pierce members and sucks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SabreEleven
    Question: What has two Pierce members and sucks?
    Phil's testicles and your mouth?

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    Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?

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    I'm tired of wasting thoughts on you.

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    After reading your posts, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest

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    Good thing your mom and brother weren't!

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    Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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    Elkland is the next Erasure

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    So when does your wife give birth to Phil's baby?

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    Right after Mikey gives birth to yours.

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    If you were any gayer, you'd lactate.

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