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Thread: (FINAL)SEMIFINALS: Mr. Reality Defeats Crisis 28-7

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis
    And you're whore name is Keith
    you circumsize kids with your teeth
    but not for pleasure
    but for the treasure
    of the taste underneath
    This was the best entry. Too bad it's the only good one Crisis posted.

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    Mr. Reality, have you been practicing? You really sucked at limericks last time, and this time it's seems you've mastered it! Good job!
    I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!

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    Everyone in this limerick contest sucked... Mr. R was the closest... but no one knows how to write poetry... and some of them would be so easy to fix... for instance...

    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis
    And you're whore name is Keith
    you circumsize kids with your teeth
    but not for pleasure
    but for the treasure
    of the taste underneath
    I fixed it in under a minute

    They say that your whore name is Keith
    You circumsize kids with your teeth
    But not for the pleasure
    Instead, for the treasure
    Of enjoying the taste underneath.


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    I take it you have a very high opinion of yourself, don't you?

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    Poetry... limericks included... have a rhythm... a beat. Your rhyming lines should match up in beat... though an extra down beat is allowed to start a line. For instance, the one I just "fixed"...

    _ = downbeat
    X = beat

    _ X _ _ X _ _ X
    They say that your whore name is Keith

    _ X _ _ X _ _ X
    You circumsize kids with your teeth

    _ X _ _ X _
    But not for the pleasure

    _ X _ _ X _
    Instead, for the treasure

    _ _ X _ _ X _ _ X
    Of enjoying the taste underneath.

    Note the X's are all on natrually emphasized syllables


    Notice the pattern?

    _ X _ _ X _ _ X
    _ X _ _ X _ _ X
    _ X _ _ X _
    _ X _ _ X _
    _ _ X _ _ X _ _ X

    Line 5, in this case has the allowed extra downbeat to start.

    In limericks, lines 3 and 4 are always shorter!! They are also of the same length, unless there is that added syllable.

    And I may be mistaken... but I believe that limericks almost always follow the "_ _ X" form... although, there are others.... the most famous, being iambic pentameter... which is how all of shakespeare's sonnets are written: "_ X _ X _ X _ X _ X"

    Instead of following a few simple poetic rules that would have easily won anyone this round, you all sounded like 6 year olds trying to rhyme... except Mr. R, who sounded like a 12 year old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Miyagi
    I take it you have a very high opinion of yourself, don't you?
    I'm not a very good poet... that's why I find it so funny that all of these sucked so much.

    I only think highly of myself when it comes to being on stage... but then if you want to be good at it, you have to think highly of yourself... otherwise you will suck.

    But on other points, I don't think very highly of myself at all. For instance, I don't know how to fight. I probably couldn't beat up a dead frog.

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    Too bad you got eliminated in the 1st round.
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    I will not be surprised if Tebow has more success than Peyton in the NFL.

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    Well, I sucked in the first round.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Philster
    close match guys.
    Really?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiny Chicken
    Well, I sucked in the first round.
    I got tired of seeing all the homosexual and incest type remarks. Is that the only way to insult people, to call them gay? Not much imagination.

    I thought Mr. R's limerick's were the closest to having flow. Many only tried to rhyme and that's it. Some didn't even do a good job at that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Reality
    The clock read quarter to four
    When the poodle began to snore
    Crisis kissed it goodnight
    Then turned out the light
    And quipped, I am a virgin no more.
    LOL. best one imo

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    Time's up. Poll closed. Mr.R won 28-7.

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    good job bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by chernobylwraiths
    I got tired of seeing all the homosexual and incest type remarks. Is that the only way to insult people, to call them gay? Not much imagination.

    I thought Mr. R's limerick's were the closest to having flow. Many only tried to rhyme and that's it. Some didn't even do a good job at that.
    it's not enough to just call them gay- that got old years ago. You also have explicitly state (or at least imply) that they committed carnal acts with other men that even most gay people would find appalling. That's how you write a good insult.

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    Last year I didn't use any gay material and my stay was a short one.

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