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Thread: (FINAL)SEMIFINALS: Mr. Reality Defeats Crisis 28-7

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    (FINAL)SEMIFINALS: Mr. Reality Defeats Crisis 28-7

    SEMIFINALS: crisis vs. Mr. Reality

    It's time for limericks! That's right, not only does it take original insults, but also some skill to win this game.

    For the uneducated, a limerick is a five-line poem written with one couplet and one triplet. If a couplet is a two-line rhymed poem, then a triplet would be a three-line rhymed poem. The rhyme pattern is a a b b a with lines 1, 2 and 5 containing 3 beats and rhyming, and lines 3 and 4 having two beats and rhyming. Some people say that the limerick was invented by soldiers returning from France to the Irish town of Limerick in the 1700's.

    Ex:

    There once was a parson named Bings
    Who talked about God and such things.
    But his secret desire
    Was to join a mixed choir
    With nice ladies with whom he'd have flings.


    Please note that I did not write the above limerick. It sucks.

    Notice lines 1, 2, and 5 rhyme and lines 3 and 4 rhyme.

    If that's too tough for you, you shouldn't be here, and deserve to lose.

    Each contestant will take turns insulting each other. This round will consist of just 5 turns apiece, so make them good.

    IMPORTANT: You should write ONLY a 5-line limerick in each post, NOTHING ELSE! Voters should deduct points for any words typed which are not a part of a limerick.

    And remember, no editing your post once it's submitted!

    crisis will go first. (smallest margin of victory in last round)






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    So one day Mr. Real went to the store
    Only to discover his money was no more
    So he went to the street
    And offered others his meat to beat
    And now he is just a whore
    Quote Originally Posted by LOSman WINS
    Vanek is Austrian not European
    Quote Originally Posted by Prov401
    Pacquiao isn't asian. He's from the philippines
    Quote Originally Posted by better days
    I will not be surprised if Tebow has more success than Peyton in the NFL.

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    Fifteen years of payin’
    Is all that kept Crisis from gayin’
    His drawers were not fickle
    With a Canadian nickel
    Do you dig what the **** I am sayin’?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis
    So one day Mr. Real went to the store
    Only to discover his money was no more
    So he went to the street
    And offered others his meat to beat
    And now he is just a whore
    He thinks this is the american dream
    But the real dream doesn't include a mouth full of sticky cream
    So now hes the boss of the mob
    But not the mob that robs
    But the one with deep-throating as a theme

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    Crisis bought a new pup
    Then removed his protective cup
    As he ravaged his dog
    He named it Log
    ‘Cause it never shut the **** up.

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    There was man named Mr Real
    Who would always cope a feel
    on the local boys
    when questioned on his joys
    he said their virginity was his to steal

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    And then there was the guy named Crisis
    Who nicknamed his own anus Isis
    He liked steers and queers
    Moose elk and deer
    At lower than prostitute prices.

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    So you're just an old man
    Who lives off c-span
    With more pimples than
    star-trek fan Dan
    and smells like an exhaust fan

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    Your gay- whore name is Naomi
    For laughs men call you Foamy
    You’ve wiped your chin
    More than Ginger Lynn
    Get the picture, homey?

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    And you're whore name is Keith
    you circumsize kids with your teeth
    but not for pleasure
    but for the treasure
    of the taste underneath

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    The clock read quarter to four
    When the poodle began to snore
    Crisis kissed it goodnight
    Then turned out the light
    And quipped, “I am a virgin no more.”

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    That's 5 turns a piece. Great job guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis
    So you're just an old man
    Who lives off c-span
    With more pimples than
    star-trek fan Dan
    and smells like an exhaust fan
    This one might hurt you.

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    Mr.R all the way.

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    Polls close friday at 2:30PM

    Final round starts Monday.

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    Good job Crisis.

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    That will be some consolation if Mr R wins...
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Reality
    Good job Crisis.
    You too.

    That LOG slam had me laughing.

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    close match guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Reality
    Crisis bought a new pup
    Then removed his protective cup
    As he ravaged his dog
    He named it Log
    ‘Cause it never shut the **** up.
    @ the log line

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