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Thread: (FINAL)SEMIFINALS: SabreEleven Defeats OpIv37 18-15

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    (FINAL)SEMIFINALS: SabreEleven Defeats OpIv37 18-15

    SEMIFINALS: SabreEleven vs. OpIv37

    It's time for limericks! That's right, not only does it take original insults, but also some skill to win this game.

    For the uneducated, a limerick is a five-line poem written with one couplet and one triplet. If a couplet is a two-line rhymed poem, then a triplet would be a three-line rhymed poem. The rhyme pattern is a a b b a with lines 1, 2 and 5 containing 3 beats and rhyming, and lines 3 and 4 having two beats and rhyming. Some people say that the limerick was invented by soldiers returning from France to the Irish town of Limerick in the 1700's.

    Ex:

    There once was a parson named Bings
    Who talked about God and such things.
    But his secret desire
    Was to join a mixed choir
    With nice ladies with whom he'd have flings.


    Please note that I did not write the above limerick. It sucks.

    Notice lines 1, 2, and 5 rhyme and lines 3 and 4 rhyme.

    If that's too tough for you, you shouldn't be here, and deserve to lose.

    Each contestant will take turns insulting each other. This round will consist of just 5 turns apiece, so make them good.

    IMPORTANT: You should write ONLY a 5-line limerick in each post, NOTHING ELSE! Voters should deduct points for any words typed which are not a part of a limerick.

    And remember, no editing your post once it's submitted!

    SabreEleven will go first. (smallest margin of victory in last round)






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    So I'm guessing you're 37
    And they call you Oral Heaven
    Cuz you're good with the boys
    For polishing their toys
    Outside of 7-Eleven

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    Sabre11 took on a dare
    He said "I'll fix my house- I swear"
    He painted the side
    then said with pride
    "It no longer says 'Frigidaire'"!!

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    OpIv likes to dress as a queen
    With his penis taped up & unseen
    Made a lot of money
    Making men upload their honey
    And never quit until his belly was full with protein

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    There once was a queer named AssClown
    He met a gay man and went down
    The man said "I'll Pitch
    AssClown's my bitch"
    and in a sea of man-juice they drowned

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    Your mom called you one day
    Said "Son I need a lay"
    I know it's sick
    But I need your dick
    Hell, I will even pay

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    Sabre purchased a candy bar
    Lured an 8 year old into his car
    He unzipped his pants
    she took a glance
    and said "I've seen dicks bigger by far"

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    Quote Originally Posted by SabreEleven
    Your mom called you one day
    Said "Son I need a lay"
    I know it's sick
    But I need your dick
    Hell, I will even pay
    So you said "Listen, bitch
    I know you got the itch
    But when it comes to love
    I prefer to get shoved
    And never really pitch"

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    Sabre's dad caught him jacking
    He said "Son quit yer whacking
    Go to my bed
    and give me head
    Then we'll do some fudge-packing"

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    Quote Originally Posted by SabreEleven
    So you said "Listen, bitch
    I know you got the itch
    But when it comes to love
    I prefer to get shoved
    And never really pitch"
    "But I'll tell you where to find
    a stud with a firm behind
    Try billsfanone
    He's tons of fun
    I'm sure he wouldn't mind."

    So next day you dropped by
    To see if mom's satisfy
    She said "Thanks to that midget
    I'm now all frigid!"
    And that's how you got that black eye.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OpIv37
    Sabre's dad caught him jacking
    He said "Son quit yer whacking
    Go to my bed
    and give me head
    Then we'll do some fudge-packing"
    This was fine with the AssClown
    He said "Gay sex- I'm always down
    But, Dad, Don't be shocked
    By the sores on my ****
    I got herpes from the drag queens downtown"

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    Since it's been five turns each we can comment....

    First off, great round guys. Some good limericks.

    Rules say:
    Quote Originally Posted by lordofgun
    IMPORTANT: You should write ONLY a 5-line limerick in each post, NOTHING ELSE! Voters should deduct points for any words typed which are not a part of a limerick.

    Quote Originally Posted by SabreEleven
    "But I'll tell you where to find
    a stud with a firm behind
    Try billsfanone
    He's tons of fun
    I'm sure he wouldn't mind."

    So next day you dropped by
    To see if mom's satisfy
    She said "Thanks to that midget
    I'm now all frigid!"
    And that's how you got that black eye.

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    But he wasn't done with the story!
    I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!

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    Clown and drowned don't rhyme.

    AssClown's first one won it.

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    I thought Assclown trying to sneak another limerick in there was funny. I'll vote later. This one is pretty close.

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    I like the continuation of the 4 verse story. ButtClown got mine vote.

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    Assclown all the way
    COMING SOON...
    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Lecter
    We were both drunk and Hillary did not look that bad at 2 AM, I swear!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SabreEleven
    So you said "Listen, bitch
    I know you got the itch
    But when it comes to love
    I prefer to get shoved
    And never really pitch"
    Quote Originally Posted by Earthquake Enyart
    Clown and drowned don't rhyme.

    AssClown's first one won it.
    wtf? It's no worse than "love" and "shoved"- at least be consistent in your criticisms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OpIv37
    wtf? It's no worse than "love" and "shoved"- at least be consistent in your criticisms.
    FYI - arguing isn't going to get you any votes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Miyagi
    FYI - arguing isn't going to get you any votes.
    he can vote for whoever he wants- I just don't think it's fair for everyone to read a criticism of me that fails to mention that my opponent did the exact same thing. If I lose points for it, he should too.

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