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  • lordofgun
    in charge of you

    Administrator Emeritus
    • Jul 2002
    • 48416

    (FINAL)SEMIFINALS: SabreEleven Defeats OpIv37 18-15

    SEMIFINALS: SabreEleven vs. OpIv37

    It's time for limericks! That's right, not only does it take original insults, but also some skill to win this game.

    For the uneducated, a limerick is a five-line poem written with one couplet and one triplet. If a couplet is a two-line rhymed poem, then a triplet would be a three-line rhymed poem. The rhyme pattern is a a b b a with lines 1, 2 and 5 containing 3 beats and rhyming, and lines 3 and 4 having two beats and rhyming. Some people say that the limerick was invented by soldiers returning from France to the Irish town of Limerick in the 1700's.

    Ex:

    There once was a parson named Bings
    Who talked about God and such things.
    But his secret desire
    Was to join a mixed choir
    With nice ladies with whom he'd have flings.


    Please note that I did not write the above limerick. It sucks.

    Notice lines 1, 2, and 5 rhyme and lines 3 and 4 rhyme.

    If that's too tough for you, you shouldn't be here, and deserve to lose.

    Each contestant will take turns insulting each other. This round will consist of just 5 turns apiece, so make them good.

    IMPORTANT: You should write ONLY a 5-line limerick in each post, NOTHING ELSE! Voters should deduct points for any words typed which are not a part of a limerick.

    And remember, no editing your post once it's submitted!

    SabreEleven will go first. (smallest margin of victory in last round)
    33
    SabreEleven
    0%
    18
    OpIv37
    0%
    15






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  • SabreEleven
    Registered User
    • Aug 2002
    • 39563

    #2
    So I'm guessing you're 37
    And they call you Oral Heaven
    Cuz you're good with the boys
    For polishing their toys
    Outside of 7-Eleven

    Comment

    • OpIv37
      Acid Douching Asswipe
      • Sep 2002
      • 100871

      #3
      Sabre11 took on a dare
      He said "I'll fix my house- I swear"
      He painted the side
      then said with pride
      "It no longer says 'Frigidaire'"!!
      MiKiDo Facebook
      MiKiDo Website

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      • SabreEleven
        Registered User
        • Aug 2002
        • 39563

        #4
        OpIv likes to dress as a queen
        With his penis taped up & unseen
        Made a lot of money
        Making men upload their honey
        And never quit until his belly was full with protein

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        • OpIv37
          Acid Douching Asswipe
          • Sep 2002
          • 100871

          #5
          There once was a queer named AssClown
          He met a gay man and went down
          The man said "I'll Pitch
          AssClown's my *****"
          and in a sea of man-juice they drowned
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          • SabreEleven
            Registered User
            • Aug 2002
            • 39563

            #6
            Your mom called you one day
            Said "Son I need a lay"
            I know it's sick
            But I need your dick
            Hell, I will even pay

            Comment

            • OpIv37
              Acid Douching Asswipe
              • Sep 2002
              • 100871

              #7
              Sabre purchased a candy bar
              Lured an 8 year old into his car
              He unzipped his pants
              she took a glance
              and said "I've seen dicks bigger by far"
              MiKiDo Facebook
              MiKiDo Website

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              • SabreEleven
                Registered User
                • Aug 2002
                • 39563

                #8
                Originally posted by SabreEleven
                Your mom called you one day
                Said "Son I need a lay"
                I know it's sick
                But I need your dick
                Hell, I will even pay
                So you said "Listen, *****
                I know you got the itch
                But when it comes to love
                I prefer to get shoved
                And never really pitch"

                Comment

                • OpIv37
                  Acid Douching Asswipe
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 100871

                  #9
                  Sabre's dad caught him jacking
                  He said "Son quit yer whacking
                  Go to my bed
                  and give me head
                  Then we'll do some fudge-packing"
                  MiKiDo Facebook
                  MiKiDo Website

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                  • SabreEleven
                    Registered User
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 39563

                    #10
                    Originally posted by SabreEleven
                    So you said "Listen, *****
                    I know you got the itch
                    But when it comes to love
                    I prefer to get shoved
                    And never really pitch"
                    "But I'll tell you where to find
                    a stud with a firm behind
                    Try billsfanone
                    He's tons of fun
                    I'm sure he wouldn't mind."

                    So next day you dropped by
                    To see if mom's satisfy
                    She said "Thanks to that midget
                    I'm now all frigid!"
                    And that's how you got that black eye.

                    Comment

                    • OpIv37
                      Acid Douching Asswipe
                      • Sep 2002
                      • 100871

                      #11
                      Originally posted by OpIv37
                      Sabre's dad caught him jacking
                      He said "Son quit yer whacking
                      Go to my bed
                      and give me head
                      Then we'll do some fudge-packing"
                      This was fine with the AssClown
                      He said "Gay sex- I'm always down
                      But, Dad, Don't be shocked
                      By the sores on my ****
                      I got herpes from the drag queens downtown"
                      MiKiDo Facebook
                      MiKiDo Website

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                      • northernbillfan
                        Hello, I'm Mike and I'm a Bills fan.

                        Administrator Emeritus
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 27551

                        #12
                        Since it's been five turns each we can comment....

                        First off, great round guys. Some good limericks.

                        Rules say:
                        Originally posted by lordofgun
                        IMPORTANT: You should write ONLY a 5-line limerick in each post, NOTHING ELSE! Voters should deduct points for any words typed which are not a part of a limerick.

                        Originally posted by SabreEleven
                        "But I'll tell you where to find
                        a stud with a firm behind
                        Try billsfanone
                        He's tons of fun
                        I'm sure he wouldn't mind."

                        So next day you dropped by
                        To see if mom's satisfy
                        She said "Thanks to that midget
                        I'm now all frigid!"
                        And that's how you got that black eye.
                        When I die, please don't let my wife sell my camera equipment for what I told her I paid for it.


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                        • mybills
                          81 st zoner
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 61717

                          #13
                          But he wasn't done with the story!
                          I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!

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                          • Earthquake Enyart
                            Legendary Zoner
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 27521

                            #14
                            Clown and drowned don't rhyme.

                            AssClown's first one won it.

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                            • Mr.Reality
                              Registered User
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 6194

                              #15
                              I thought Assclown trying to sneak another limerick in there was funny. I'll vote later. This one is pretty close.

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