I think mine weren't too bad last time against Mr. Reality
Look out kids! Here comes Mr. Reality
Out on parole from the penitentiary
But he’s now a changed man
With plenty of help in the can
He found his true calling in homosexuality
Want to turn that toothpick between your hips
Into something blooming like beautiful tullips?
Look who is kidding who
Viagra won’t help you
Try masking tape and a couple of Q-tips
MR trying to score with an hourly honey
But with $12.63 the ho thought he was funny
“You’ll have better luck,
if you really want to f**k,
spend it in the pet store on a toothless bunny!”
Don't you know how to talk smack?
You can’t
touch me with that, jack
Save
yourself some time
there is not enough rhyme
To stop me from smoking
MR like he’s crack
It was tough last round facing D
He’s good with rhyming everyone could see
But it’s easy beating you
Clearly you didn’t even go to schoo
Nor can you say “Hooked on Phonics worked for me!”