Here are some limericks I wrote but didn't use in the competition. I think they're funny enough to be worth posting.
Sabre11 met a girl at the bar
he convinced her to go to his car
he removed his pants
she took a glance
and exclaimed "My, how bizarre!"
This one I used but I changed the last line:
Sabre11 purchased a candy bar
and lured an 8 year-old into his car
He removed his pants
she took a glance
and said "thanks for the emotional scar"
Sabre paid a girl for some fun
He got her to look at his gun
he said "don't be shocked
by the sores on my ****-
a little herpes never hurt anyone"
Sabre11 met a girl at the bar
he convinced her to go to his car
he removed his pants
she took a glance
and exclaimed "My, how bizarre!"
This one I used but I changed the last line:
Sabre11 purchased a candy bar
and lured an 8 year-old into his car
He removed his pants
she took a glance
and said "thanks for the emotional scar"
Sabre paid a girl for some fun
He got her to look at his gun
he said "don't be shocked
by the sores on my ****-
a little herpes never hurt anyone"
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