View Poll Results: Who had the better limericks?

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  • SabreEleven

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Thread: (VOTE NOW!) CHAMPIONSHIP: Mr. Reality vs. SabreEleven

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    (VOTE NOW!) CHAMPIONSHIP: Mr. Reality vs. SabreEleven

    4 limericks each with same rules as last time. SabreEleven will go first.






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    Reality pulled out some money
    To pay for a part-time honey
    The whore yanked him twice
    She said "Ain't that nice.
    I've seen eggs less runny."

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    I went to SabreEleven
    To hear all his views about heaven
    He grabbed vasoline
    From within the latrine
    And nude pics of Burt Blyleven.

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    Hickory Dicory Dock
    Real was sucking my ****
    Clock struck three
    I had to pee
    Go ahead, he said, I have an extra sock

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    I placed a 9-1-1 call
    When Butt Clown latched on my balls
    As he stole my glue
    He screamed “Woo hoo!”
    And for a week talked like Lou Rawls.

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    When Reality was a boy
    He always got his joy
    From the tuck and suck
    Till he got stuck
    All over his He-man toy

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    Sabre took up the arts
    His curiosity was off the carts
    His doctor said
    It’d clear his head
    And cure him of sniffing farts.

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    You know I got your beat
    Like you on a little boy’s meat
    I’m a hard act to follow
    Much harder than you swallow
    Your daddy’s manly excrete

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    You must be under hypnosis
    To battle your chronic psychosis
    The only thing worse
    Than your dick joke verse
    Is your raging halitosis.

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    Good job! Voting is open until Midnight eastern Froday Night!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SabreEleven
    Hickory Dicory Dock
    Real was sucking my ****
    Clock struck three
    I had to pee
    Go ahead, he said, I have an extra sock

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    Quote Originally Posted by lordofgun
    Good job! Voting is open until Midnight eastern Froday Night!
    Fix that, it's bugging me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SabreEleven
    Hickory Dicory Dock
    Real was sucking my ****
    Clock struck three
    I had to pee
    Go ahead, he said, I have an extra sock
    LMFAO!

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    SabreEleven wins this one.

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