(VOTE NOW!) CHAMPIONSHIP: Mr. Reality vs. SabreEleven

[lordofgun]

4 limericks each with same rules as last time. SabreEleven will go first.

[SabreEleven]

Reality pulled out some money
To pay for a part-time honey
The whore yanked him twice
She said "Ain't that nice.
I've seen eggs less runny."

[Mr.Reality]

I went to SabreEleven
To hear all his views about heaven
He grabbed vasoline
From within the latrine
And nude pics of Burt Blyleven.

[SabreEleven]

Hickory Dicory Dock
Real was sucking my ****
Clock struck three
I had to pee
Go ahead, he said, I have an extra sock

[Mr.Reality]

I placed a 9-1-1 call
When Butt Clown latched on my balls
As he stole my glue
He screamed “Woo hoo!”
And for a week talked like Lou Rawls.

[SabreEleven]

When Reality was a boy
He always got his joy
From the tuck and suck
Till he got stuck
All over his He-man toy

[Mr.Reality]

Sabre took up the arts
His curiosity was off the carts
His doctor said
It’d clear his head
And cure him of sniffing farts.

[SabreEleven]

You know I got your beat
Like you on a little boy’s meat
I’m a hard act to follow
Much harder than you swallow
Your daddy’s manly excrete

[Mr.Reality]

You must be under hypnosis
To battle your chronic psychosis
The only thing worse
Than your dick joke verse
Is your raging halitosis.

[lordofgun]

Good job! Voting is open until Midnight eastern Froday Night!

[Bling]

Hickory Dicory Dock
Real was sucking my ****
Clock struck three
I had to pee
Go ahead, he said, I have an extra sock

[mybills]

Good job! Voting is open until Midnight eastern Froday Night!

Fix that, it's bugging me.

[Devin]

Hickory Dicory Dock
Real was sucking my ****
Clock struck three
I had to pee
Go ahead, he said, I have an extra sock

LMFAO!

[lordofgun]

SabreEleven wins this one.