(VOTE NOW) CHAMPIONSHIP: Mr. Reality vs. SabreEleven

[lordofgun]

Follow same rules for one-liners as last time. Min. 3 hours between back to back posts, but you don't have to wait for your opponent. Refer to previous one-liner rules if any questions.

This part of the championship will end on Tuesday at 4:30PM ET.

[Mr.Reality]

SabreEleven's silly obnoxious loud-mouthed dumb ass toe-sucking urine-trawling sperm-guzzling circus-swinging illiterate pie-eyed monkey sorry excuse for your everyday rim-nut specialist is about as useful as a Supermarket Sweep-playing midget in the porno mag department piling up Stud and Playgirls right there next to the hard salami and adult diapers.

[Mr.Reality]

Did your tongue get your cat and cause a hairball?

[SabreEleven]

Yeah, please tell BikerBabe to do a better job shaving it next time.

[Mr.Reality]

I’m going ice fishing next week--can I borrow your house?

[SabreEleven]

Sure, Since I'll be at yours.

[Mr.Reality]

So how much did you have to borrow to get that living room add-on to the outhouse?

[SabreEleven]

Didn't need a loan, earn enough pimping you out on Chippewa Street.

[Mr.Reality]

Yeah. . . thanks for sucking the snot out of my one-holed nose; here's another dollar.

[SabreEleven]

Yeah. . . thanks for sucking the snot out of my one-holed nose; here's another dollar.

After I had to break out the lawn mower to trim the jungle you had in there.

[Mr.Reality]

If you had more than two teeth you could comb it.

[Mr.Reality]

Do you get a break on homeowner's insurance for having chains on the tires?

[SabreEleven]

What do you call when 32 members of your family get together; A full set of teeth.

[Mr.Reality]

If you were there we'd call it a tea-bag party.

[SabreEleven]

Please, don't change the name from "douche-bag party" for my sake.