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  • Mr. Reality

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    (VOTE NOW) CHAMPIONSHIP: Mr. Reality vs. SabreEleven

    Follow same rules for one-liners as last time. Min. 3 hours between back to back posts, but you don't have to wait for your opponent. Refer to previous one-liner rules if any questions.

    This part of the championship will end on Tuesday at 4:30PM ET.






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    SabreEleven's silly obnoxious loud-mouthed dumb ass toe-sucking urine-trawling sperm-guzzling circus-swinging illiterate pie-eyed monkey sorry excuse for your everyday rim-nut specialist is about as useful as a Supermarket Sweep-playing midget in the porno mag department piling up Stud and Playgirls right there next to the hard salami and adult diapers.

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    Did your tongue get your cat and cause a hairball?

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    Yeah, please tell BikerBabe to do a better job shaving it next time.

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    Iím going ice fishing next week--can I borrow your house?

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    Sure, Since I'll be at yours.

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    So how much did you have to borrow to get that living room add-on to the outhouse?

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    Didn't need a loan, earn enough pimping you out on Chippewa Street.

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    Yeah. . . thanks for sucking the snot out of my one-holed nose; here's another dollar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Reality
    Yeah. . . thanks for sucking the snot out of my one-holed nose; here's another dollar.
    After I had to break out the lawn mower to trim the jungle you had in there.

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    If you had more than two teeth you could comb it.

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    Do you get a break on homeowner's insurance for having chains on the tires?

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    What do you call when 32 members of your family get together; A full set of teeth.

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    If you were there we'd call it a tea-bag party.

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    Please, don't change the name from "douche-bag party" for my sake.

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    Your thinking of the last time when you bloodied your lip trying to swallow two poles at once.

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    You're

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    A friendly little tip: the computer DOES NOT take a turn in solitaire.

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    ...unlike your left and right hands.

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    You're the only person I know who had to get anus reduction surgery.

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