Ok so before I came out to the dusty corner of hell known as New Mexico my roommate and I went out for some beers. My roommate has seemingly taken to larger women.....and I cannot explain why........it sort of just happened.
We had a conversation that almost down to the word went like this:
Devin: Ewww dude didnt you....(pointing to a girl resembling a beached whale)
Erik: uhhhh I was drunk.
Devin: Dude you were stonecold sober when that happened.
Erik: (pauses) Why you gotta bring up old sh1t?
Devin: (looking at the girl) *full body shiver*
Erik: (sips beer) Wonder what shes doing tonight
Devin: Dude seriously.
Erik: What?
Devin: Did you just say "I Wonder what shes doing tonight"
Erik: Thats french for get me another beer.
Devin: You need help man.
A mere 45 second look into my life. Its seriously like that everyday, my roommate wants to go to broadcast school for radio so hes full of these little gems.
3 weeks ago I came home and he was in a darth vader outfit hitting golf balls around the apartment with a girl on all fours like 10 feet away. I walked in and he goes: "I can explain". Of course you can E.
I just closed the door and went back to work. As I am walking away I actually hear him say "What?".
I swear if we had cameras in the house like real world, wed make a fortune.