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    Nerd Question

    How can I hide my porn on my computer so my wife can't find it? Thanks in advance

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    Don't hide secrets from your wife

    Let her join you while you surf for porn
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    Quote Originally Posted by SabreEleven
    How can I hide my porn on my computer so my wife can't find it? Thanks in advance
    Do you have to save it? Just access it online and wipe out your history periodically. (and empty your temporary internet files)

    If you have to save it, label it "Boring Tax Information" or "NFL Fantasy Football Lineup." If she sweeps more thoroughly than that then your issue is bigger than concealment/detection issues.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Discotrish
    Do you have to save it? Just access it online and wipe out your history periodically. (and empty your temporary internet files)

    If you have to save it, label it "Boring Tax Information" or "NFL Fantasy Football Lineup." If she sweeps more thoroughly than that then your issue is bigger than concealment/detection issues.

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    and I thought you were innocent...

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    You should be more worried about hiding it from your kids.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pride
    I'd have to pay for that. Miyagi would be disappointed. Where can I get a free one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mybills
    You should be more worried about hiding it from your kids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SabreEleven
    and I thought you were innocent...
    I am innocent. Just not naive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Discotrish
    Do you have to save it? Just access it online and wipe out your history periodically. (and empty your temporary internet files)

    If you have to save it, label it "Boring Tax Information" or "NFL Fantasy Football Lineup." If she sweeps more thoroughly than that then your issue is bigger than concealment/detection issues.

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    Or name the folder System64, put it inside the Windows folder. No one will ever see it.

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    Just say no to porn.
    When I die, please don't let my wife sell my camera equipment for what I told her I paid for it.



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    This is easy and free. Hidden folders is the key. This is for XP, but it will work on any windows OS. It's not as complicated as this looks, I'm just breaking it down.

    1. Go to the windows folder - open a folder for this I'll use the debug folder. Create new folder. For this call it - index. Save all porn, I mean files of interest, to this folder. You can have subfolders by genre in that folder. LOL.

    2. Now go to the toolbar on top of folder page. Click tools - folder options - view. See advanced settings about 7 blocks down. Check show hidden files and folders if it not checked already. Click OK.

    3. Right Click on Index folder, check Hidden box in atributes section. If prompted check apply to all subfolders.

    4. Now you are ready to hide your stuff. Go to the toolbar on top of folder page. Click tools - folder options - view. Check do not show hidden files and folders. Click OK.

    5. That index folder is now hidden. When you want to view contents go to tools - folder options - view. Check show hidden files and folders. To hide, Check do not show hidden files and folders.

    Warning: You don't have to be in the debug folder to hide or unhide the index folder. Hide/unhide applies to all "hidden" folders on your computer.
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