could have been, there have been so many conversations that started like:
"Erik what the **** are you doing?"
Then ended like:
"nevermind I dont want to know."
Like the time I came out for St.Pattys day and he had wrapped a keg in green wrapping paper and had green pajamas on. he comes out and says "Look a leprachaun came!".
Originally Posted by Devin
I hope you know you have the coolest roomate ever.
I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
That's great.
He actually said "I wonder what he brought us".
Talk about timing he just called me in New Mexico to let me know he broke the screen door and gave himself burns on his chest.
It is such a nice day he had the balcony door open but the screen door latched. He was making a grilled cheese sandwhich and it burned so he was going to toss it off the balcony he ran into the door the sandwhich bounced onto him then he dropped the pan on his foot.
dumbass.
I'll pay you 50,000 ZBs if you get him to do that.
You gotta get this dude to come to BillsZone. He'd be perfect for a Zone tailgate.
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