Erikisms.

[Devin]

lol!

This is just tip of the iceburg. I could write a book.

[FischInMich]

3 weeks ago I came home and he was in a darth vader outfit hitting golf balls around the apartment with a girl on all fours like 10 feet away. I walked in and he goes: "I can explain". Of course you can E.

[mybills]

This thread was hilarious...until I got to this part.

He said it was indoors! oops, you have seen the wall yet, have you?

[mybills]

The bigger question here is, why was the girl allowing him to hit golf balls at her.

He was prolly tryin' for a hole in one!

[Forward_Lateral]

He was prolly tryin' for a hole in one!

Nothing like a late night pitch and putt.

[Devin]

could have been, there have been so many conversations that started like:

"Erik what the **** are you doing?"

Then ended like:

"nevermind I dont want to know."

Like the time I came out for St.Pattys day and he had wrapped a keg in green wrapping paper and had green pajamas on. he comes out and says "Look a leprachaun came!".

[The King]

could have been, there have been so many conversations that started like:

"Erik what the **** are you doing?"

Then ended like:

"nevermind I dont want to know."

Like the time I came out for St.Pattys day and he had wrapped a keg in green wrapping paper and had green pajamas on. he comes out and says "Look a leprachaun came!".

I hope you know you have the coolest roomate ever.

[Forward_Lateral]

could have been, there have been so many conversations that started like:

"Erik what the **** are you doing?"

Then ended like:

"nevermind I dont want to know."

Like the time I came out for St.Pattys day and he had wrapped a keg in green wrapping paper and had green pajamas on. he comes out and says "Look a leprachaun came!".

That's great.

[Devin]

He actually said "I wonder what he brought us".

[Devin]

Talk about timing he just called me in New Mexico to let me know he broke the screen door and gave himself burns on his chest.

It is such a nice day he had the balcony door open but the screen door latched. He was making a grilled cheese sandwhich and it burned so he was going to toss it off the balcony he ran into the door the sandwhich bounced onto him then he dropped the pan on his foot.

dumbass.

[Michael82]

Re: Erikisms.

lol Erik is a piece of work, good guy and all but man he must have had an interesting childhood.

I may actually fly up for the opener this year so I may do that. Im sure hed get a kick out of it. In fact hes the guy who would streak onto the field and get killed by Takeo.

I'll pay you 50,000 ZBs if you get him to do that.

[Michael82]

Re: Erikisms.

Talk about timing he just called me in New Mexico to let me know he broke the screen door and gave himself burns on his chest.

It is such a nice day he had the balcony door open but the screen door latched. He was making a grilled cheese sandwhich and it burned so he was going to toss it off the balcony he ran into the door the sandwhich bounced onto him then he dropped the pan on his foot.

dumbass.

You gotta get this dude to come to BillsZone. He'd be perfect for a Zone tailgate.