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  • Devin
    The Octagon
    • Apr 2003
    • 23878
    #1

    Erikisms.

    Ok so before I came out to the dusty corner of hell known as New Mexico my roommate and I went out for some beers. My roommate has seemingly taken to larger women.....and I cannot explain why........it sort of just happened.

    We had a conversation that almost down to the word went like this:

    Devin: Ewww dude didnt you....(pointing to a girl resembling a beached whale)
    Erik: uhhhh I was drunk.
    Devin: Dude you were stonecold sober when that happened.
    Erik: (pauses) Why you gotta bring up old sh1t?
    Devin: (looking at the girl) *full body shiver*
    Erik: (sips beer) Wonder what shes doing tonight
    Devin: Dude seriously.
    Erik: What?
    Devin: Did you just say "I Wonder what shes doing tonight"
    Erik: Thats french for get me another beer.
    Devin: You need help man.

    A mere 45 second look into my life. Its seriously like that everyday, my roommate wants to go to broadcast school for radio so hes full of these little gems.

    3 weeks ago I came home and he was in a darth vader outfit hitting golf balls around the apartment with a girl on all fours like 10 feet away. I walked in and he goes: "I can explain". Of course you can E.

    I just closed the door and went back to work. As I am walking away I actually hear him say "What?".

    I swear if we had cameras in the house like real world, wed make a fortune.
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  • kardshark19
    I will splash the pot whenever the hell I want!
    • Aug 2002
    • 2859
    #2
    I wanna hear what he was doing hitting golf balls at the girl on all 4s while in a Vader costume.
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    If you don't like your job, you don't strike; you just go in every day and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson

    "In the poker game of life, women are the rake. They are the f**kin' rake."

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    • mybills
      81 st zoner
      • Jul 2002
      • 61717
      #3
      Are you sure it wasn't BikerBabe and Mr.Reality in the costume? Was he using a left handed golf club?
      I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!
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      • Devin
        The Octagon
        • Apr 2003
        • 23878
        #4
        he needs help i think.
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        • Devin
          The Octagon
          • Apr 2003
          • 23878
          #5
          Originally posted by kardshark19
          I wanna hear what he was doing hitting golf balls at the girl on all 4s while in a Vader costume.
          He does so much**** like that I dont bother to ask anymore.
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          • Forward_Lateral
            Registered User
            • Mar 2004
            • 29733
            #6
            The bigger question here is, why was the girl allowing him to hit golf balls at her.

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            • Devin
              The Octagon
              • Apr 2003
              • 23878
              #7
              I didnt stay long enough to ask.
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              • The King
                Without me it's just Awe so
                • Jun 2004
                • 42380
                #8
                I want to move in!!! Every wed night is nintendo dodgeball night!
                I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                It was all                 true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can                 mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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                • Devin
                  The Octagon
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 23878
                  #9
                  youd fit right in, i came home onetime to him playing xbox poker, every time he lost he did a SHOT of tabasco sauce.

                  He was alone.
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                  • The King
                    Without me it's just Awe so
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 42380
                    #10
                    Dude thats so awesome. You gotta bring him to the opener.
                    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                    It was all                     true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can                     mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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                    • Devin
                      The Octagon
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 23878
                      #11
                      lol Erik is a piece of work, good guy and all but man he must have had an interesting childhood.

                      I may actually fly up for the opener this year so I may do that. Im sure hed get a kick out of it. In fact hes the guy who would streak onto the field and get killed by Takeo.
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                      • Dr. Lecter
                        Zero for Zero!
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 67861
                        #12
                        Fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go round.
                        Originally posted by mysticsoto
                        Lecter is right in everything he said.

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                        • Devin
                          The Octagon
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 23878
                          #13
                          hes a fan of the larger ladies.
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                          • BAM
                            Registered User
                            • Sep 2003
                            • 33135
                            #14
                            HAH sounds like my kinda guy.

                            We'll have to chill.

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                            • BikerBabe
                              Registered User
                              • May 2003
                              • 2044
                              #15
                              Originally posted by mybills
                              Are you sure it wasn't BikerBabe and Mr.Reality in the costume? Was he using a left handed golf club?
                              This thread was hilarious...until I got to this part.

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