BZFL Owner Profiles

[The King]

Team: Golden Brewsers
Owner: Mike Bedard
GM: Mike Bedard

Head Coach: Jim Mora Sr.
Asst. Coach: Phil Simms

The Golden Brewsers were founded in the summer of 2004. They were a small town flag football team with big time goals. They didnt win much but they had a winning attitude. When team owner Mike Bedard got wind of the BZFL he immediately purchased all rights to the Golden Brewsers and brought them to the league.

Mike Bedard is 23 years old and resides in Boston, MA with his dog Takeo. He is a drummer for 25affair and a Cornerback on the Golden Brewsers farm team. He likes beer and videogames.

[Sabre Ally]

Formerly a professional baseball player with the Anaheim Angels

Wow, that is kewl! Got any fantasy tips?

My name is Ally. I'm 33 and live in Buffalo. I grew up in Nebraska, hence the necessity of having ex-Huskers on my team. I work at the zoo as an administrative assistant and have a bunch of pets. I like sports, but love fantasy sports even more. Um..what else ya wanna know?

[Sportsuser101]

Team name: Super Deuces
zone name: Ryjam282

Name: RYan WIthey age 27
Born: Brockton, MA
Reside: Lantana, FL. (Just south of West Palm Beach)

I am married and have a 2 year old daughter
Profession: I work for Workers comp insurance regulators in Boca Raton, FL.

Formerly a professional baseball player with the Anaheim Angels and now play flag football on a travelling team throughout Florida, love pretty much all sports and try and play as much as I can so I don't get fat. Love Fantasy Football and collecting Vintage Star Wars figures ......

Head Coach: Wade Phillips
Asst. Coach: Sam Mills (RIP)

You go to Florida Atlantic?

[R. Rich]

Erie Assassins Team Profile

Owner/President: R. Rich
Executive VP/GM: Kevin Colbert
Director of Player Personnel: Phil Savage
Head Coach: Kirk Ferentz

Headquarters: 7 Assassins Plaza
Stadium: RICH Stadium
Fanbase: The same crazy, drunken, cold weather idiots you'd see at places like Lambeau

We settled on hiring Colbert and Savage to run the team because of their excellent track records in Pittsburgh (Colbert) and Baltimore (Savage). Both are also known for very thorough research of players from all over, whether they're from Division 1A, D2, D3, or even NAIA, semi pro, minor league (NFLE, Arena), or converted players from other sports.

We were very pleased to get Ferentz, especially after our first choice, legendary Penn State coach Joe Paterno, declined our very generous contract offer so that he could stay at the college level. Ferentz' teams at the University of Iowa have been known to run the ball well and play very good defense, which is the kind of team the Assassins want to develop. Ferentz also pays attention to special teams, which we intend to emphasize.

[Michael82]

Rochester Rampage

Owner/President/CEO: Michael J. Thomas
Executive VP/General Manager: Tom Modrak
Head Coach: Brad Childress
Asst. Head Coach/Defensive Coordinator: Eric Mangini
Asst. Head Coach/Special Teams Coordinator: Bobby April
Offensive Coordinator/QB Coach: Pat Shurmur


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Name: Michael J. Thomas
Age: 23
Hometown: Rochester, NY
Profession: Overnight Front End Coordinator
Interests: I'm a Diehard Buffalo Bills fan and Yankees fan. I enjoy watching all kinds of sports on TV and in person. I'm also very interested in photography and working with computers.

[Earthquake Enyart]

Team profile: To be finished later.

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I'm also very interested in pornography and working with computers.

[Michael82]

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[Canadian'eh!]

Profession: Overnight Front End Coordinator

does this have something to do with checking out girls' breasts?


Cause if it does than I should point out i am a lisensed panty inspector.

[Michael82]

Uhh, well seeing how I am the only one on the front end overnights, I am the one who cashes the hotties out and gets to see the breasts and even pussy when they show it to me. So yeah i guess it does have something to do with it.

I love summer.

[Michael82]

Now back to my team....

Tom Modrak is the one who is going to help me build my team and also keep me under the cap. We are glad to have him aboard. We love our new Head Coach. Brad Childress is going to make a great head coach and he already has had developed a solid relationship with my starting QB, Donovan McNabb. Oh and Eric Mangini was a steal. He's going to be the next Romeo Crennel for my defense.

I'm glad that I was able to snag my Special Teams coordinator before any of you guys took him. Bobby April was #1 on my priority list. I needed to lock him up before anyone else got a chance.

[Canadian'eh!]

Uhh, well seeing how I am the only one on the front end overnights, I am the one who cashes the hotties out and gets to see the breasts and even pussy when they show it to me. So yeah i guess it does have something to do with it.

I love summer.

i seriously have no idea whatyour job really is.

[R. Rich]

Now back to my team....

Tom Modrak is the one who is going to help me build my team and also keep me under the cap. We are glad to have him aboard. We love our new Head Coach. Brad Childress is going to make a great head coach and he already has had developed a solid relationship with my starting QB, Donovan McNabb. Oh and Eric Mangini was a steal. He's going to be the next Romeo Crennel for my defense.

I'm glad that I was able to snag my Special Teams coordinator before any of you guys took him. Bobby April was #1 on my priority list. I needed to lock him up before anyone else got a chance.

I let Coach Ferentz bring his staff from Iowa w/ him. Being a successful collegiate coach, a former OL coach, and a former Belichick assistant (was his OL coach in Cleveland and also served in that capacity for the Ravens as well), we trust his judgment.

[Michael82]

i seriously have no idea whatyour job really is.

I work at Wegmans. I'm the cashier and front end manager overnights. I'm also supposed to stock the candy at the registers and keep an eye on the people who go and in and out of the store.

[Michael82]

I let Coach Ferentz bring his staff from Iowa w/ him. Being a successful collegiate coach, a former OL coach, and a former Belichick assistant (was his OL coach in Cleveland and also served in that capacity for the Ravens as well), we trust his judgment.

Interesting choice. Isn't that what Gregg did? Hired a whole bunch of College assistants.

[Canadian'eh!]

Canadian Radiation Kings

Owner/President: Canadian'eh!
Executive VP/GM: Ozzie Newsome
Head Coach: Bill Parcells
Offensive Coordinator: Don Matthews
Defensive Coordinator: Marvin Lewis
Special Teams Coordinator: Frank Gansz Jr.
O-Line Coach: "Mouse" McNally
QB coach: Alex Van Pelt
Waterboy: Adam Davidson
Head Cheerleader/Fluffer: J-Lo
Team Physician: Dr. Jack Kevorkian

Headquarters: 1 Canada Place - Montreal, QC
Stadium: Miami - Maple Leaf Stadium
Fanbase: 80,000 highly dedicated Snowbirds who make the trip from Canada for every game/event. Former Fin fans who have seen the light and sworn an oath of loyalty.