You should try this...it's fun.

[LtBillsFan66]

I usually stiff ugly waitresses - just to let them know how ugly they are.

[AG75]

Originally posted by yledust

No tip for you then!

That's what you molester's get...a good whipping

[LtBillsFan66]

I sometimes crumble up the tip money and throw it in their face on my way out. They have to then "lower" themselves to pick up their chump change.

[AG75]

Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
I have the utmost respect for women who bring me beer and food. Professional or amateur.

I'm a good tipper.

Your :fabulous:

Actually, im a good tipper too. I was there once, I know all about it. A waitress would have to be very, very, very bad and rude too to not get a good tip from me. That does not happen often.

[R. Rich]

I tip depending on the service. When my wife and I go out, we start with a figure (either a percentage or a dollar amount) and the service we receive dictates whether or not the person gets that amount or how much they lose because of bad service. I think that's fair.

[LtBillsFan66]

I offer this tip to waitresses. "You're going to be a loser forever if you don't get a real job."

[AG75]

Originally posted by clumping platelets
A little saliva never hurt anyone

Saliva is usually the least harmful thing I have seen done to food

[yle]

Originally posted by AG75
Saliva is usually the least harmful thing I have seen done to food

I thought that burger tasted a little fishy.

[AG75]

Originally posted by yledust

I thought that burger tasted a little fishy.

[lordofgun]

Ever notice how poor people smell terrible?

[LtBillsFan66]

Originally posted by lordofgun
Ever notice how poor people smell terrible?

I try not to notice them. But yeah, they usually smell bad.

[lordofgun]

Another thing I try to do at gas stations is accidentally spill some of my fountain drink. Cleaning up the mess will just help their day go by faster.

[LtBillsFan66]

Originally posted by lordofgun
Another thing I try to do at gas stations is accidentally spill some of my fountain drink. Cleaning up the mess will just help their day go by faster.

When I buy a power bar or something, I throw the wrapper on the floor. I don't actually throw it, I dangle it until they notice and then drop it. And then give them a sarcastic "whoops".

[AG75]

Originally posted by billsfanone


When I buy a power bar or something, I throw the wrapper on the floor. I don't actually throw it, I dangle it until they notice and then drop it. And then give them a sarcastic "whoops".

A POWER BAR????


Naasssssttyyyy. Those things taste like rubber. Ugh ugh ugh. If your gonna eat some kind of health bar, eat a Pria.

[lordofgun]

Originally posted by billsfanone
When I buy a power bar or something, I throw the wrapper on the floor. I don't actually throw it, I dangle it until they notice and then drop it. And then give them a sarcastic "whoops".

You should accidentally drop some crumbs as well.

[LtBillsFan66]

Originally posted by AG75
A POWER BAR????


Naasssssttyyyy. Those things taste like rubber. Ugh ugh ugh. If your gonna eat some kind of health bar, eat a Pria.

I eat it for power, not taste.

[LtBillsFan66]

Originally posted by lordofgun
You should accidentally drop some crumbs as well.

Oh I do.

I also dumb the any wrappers and garbage that I stick in my ashtray on the counter and ask "what do you think about that?" That drives them nuts.

[AG75]

Originally posted by billsfanone


I eat it for power, not taste.

Oh dear, maybe they are genuises afterall in the "marketing" dept.

[The_Philster]

Originally posted by AG75


Well in that case I would be rich. Heh, can't believe I just said that here!!

[BillsFever]

Sounds like there are a bunch of stuck up *****s here