You should try this...it's fun.

[AG75]

Originally posted by lordofgun


Depends how fast they bring my pepsi refills.

Just remember, waitresses have more power than you realize. Not that I ever did anything evil when I waitressed.

[AG75]

Originally posted by yledust

And how receptive they are to a little "pat on the back"

[clumping platelets]

Tip is proportional to cleavage

[lordofgun]

I've been known to tip up to 40% of half the bill!

[LtBillsFan66]

Originally posted by AG75
Just remember, waitresses have more power than you realize. Not that I ever did anything evil when I waitressed.

Waitresses get food. Yeah, what power.

[Earthquake Enyart]

I have the utmost respect for women who bring me beer and food. Professional or amateur.

I'm a good tipper.

[yle]

Originally posted by AG75

No tip for you then!

[AG75]

Originally posted by clumping platelets
Tip is proportional to cleavage

Well in that case I would be rich. Heh, can't believe I just said that here!!

[clumping platelets]

A little saliva never hurt anyone

[AG75]

Originally posted by lordofgun
I've been known to tip up to 40% of half the bill!

Okay, maybe your not so horrible afterall

[LtBillsFan66]

I usually stiff ugly waitresses - just to let them know how ugly they are.

[AG75]

Originally posted by yledust

No tip for you then!

That's what you molester's get...a good whipping

[LtBillsFan66]

I sometimes crumble up the tip money and throw it in their face on my way out. They have to then "lower" themselves to pick up their chump change.

[AG75]

Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
I have the utmost respect for women who bring me beer and food. Professional or amateur.

I'm a good tipper.

Your :fabulous:

Actually, im a good tipper too. I was there once, I know all about it. A waitress would have to be very, very, very bad and rude too to not get a good tip from me. That does not happen often.

[R. Rich]

I tip depending on the service. When my wife and I go out, we start with a figure (either a percentage or a dollar amount) and the service we receive dictates whether or not the person gets that amount or how much they lose because of bad service. I think that's fair.