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I usually stiff ugly waitresses - just to let them know how ugly they are.
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Originally posted by yledust
No tip for you then!
That's what you molester's get...a good whipping
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I sometimes crumble up the tip money and throw it in their face on my way out. They have to then "lower" themselves to pick up their chump change.
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Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
I have the utmost respect for women who bring me beer and food. Professional or amateur.
I'm a good tipper.
Your :fabulous:
Actually, im a good tipper too. I was there once, I know all about it. A waitress would have to be very, very, very bad and rude too to not get a good tip from me. That does not happen often.
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I tip depending on the service. When my wife and I go out, we start with a figure (either a percentage or a dollar amount) and the service we receive dictates whether or not the person gets that amount or how much they lose because of bad service. I think that's fair.
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I offer this tip to waitresses. "You're going to be a loser forever if you don't get a real job."
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Originally posted by clumping platelets
A little saliva never hurt anyone
Saliva is usually the least harmful thing I have seen done to food
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Originally posted by AG75
Saliva is usually the least harmful thing I have seen done to food
I thought that burger tasted a little fishy.
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Originally posted by yledust
I thought that burger tasted a little fishy.
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Ever notice how poor people smell terrible?
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Originally posted by lordofgun
Ever notice how poor people smell terrible?
I try not to notice them. But yeah, they usually smell bad.
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Another thing I try to do at gas stations is accidentally spill some of my fountain drink. Cleaning up the mess will just help their day go by faster.
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Originally posted by lordofgun
Another thing I try to do at gas stations is accidentally spill some of my fountain drink. Cleaning up the mess will just help their day go by faster.
When I buy a power bar or something, I throw the wrapper on the floor. I don't actually throw it, I dangle it until they notice and then drop it. And then give them a sarcastic "whoops".
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Originally posted by billsfanone
When I buy a power bar or something, I throw the wrapper on the floor. I don't actually throw it, I dangle it until they notice and then drop it. And then give them a sarcastic "whoops".
A POWER BAR????
Naasssssttyyyy. Those things taste like rubber. Ugh ugh ugh. If your gonna eat some kind of health bar, eat a Pria.
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Originally posted by billsfanone
When I buy a power bar or something, I throw the wrapper on the floor. I don't actually throw it, I dangle it until they notice and then drop it. And then give them a sarcastic "whoops".
You should accidentally drop some crumbs as well.
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Originally posted by AG75
A POWER BAR????
Naasssssttyyyy. Those things taste like rubber. Ugh ugh ugh. If your gonna eat some kind of health bar, eat a Pria.
I eat it for power, not taste.
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Originally posted by lordofgun
You should accidentally drop some crumbs as well.
Oh I do.
I also dumb the any wrappers and garbage that I stick in my ashtray on the counter and ask "what do you think about that?" That drives them nuts.
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Originally posted by billsfanone
I eat it for power, not taste.
Oh dear, maybe they are genuises afterall in the "marketing" dept.
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Originally posted by AG75
Well in that case I would be rich. Heh, can't believe I just said that here!!
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Mr. Predictament
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Sounds like there are a bunch of stuck up *****s here
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