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    Gay fruit flies

    This gives a whole new meaning to the term "fruit" fly...

    Researchers have found that one gene--a kind of master sexual gene that normally exists in distinct male and female variants--can be manipulated to create polar-opposite patterns of sexual behavior in fruit flies.

    In the scientific journal Cell, the researchers detail a series of experiments in which female fruit flies given the male variant of the gene acted exactly like males in courtship, madly pursuing other females, while males given the female version became more passive and turned their sexual attention to their own sex.


    The full article

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    Just for the record, Cell is one of the most prestegious journals in which to be published.




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    and btw...as I have said all along...many things are programmed into our brains that we have no clue about...I have know gay guys who have admitted never being attracted to a woman...lesbians who have never had the urge to be with a man...I know a white woman who has never wanted to be with a white man; just african-americans...I personally have always been overly attracted to brunette women with slightly olive or darker skin...anybody care to explain those associations? Imprinting? Choice? Learned behavior?

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    Gay fruit fly's eh? They must have sissy fathers or butch mothers, cause that's how the gay mental disorder is habituated. Sick perverted fruit flies will burn in fruit fly hell. The fruit fly version of Dante's Inferno said so.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ebenezer
    Just for the record, Cell is one of the most prestegious journals in which to be published.
    I know. I read it in my company's library...when I find an article of interest.

    I posted this more as a matter of interest than as a joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ebenezer
    and btw...as I have said all along...many things are programmed into our brains that we have no clue about...I have know gay guys who have admitted never being attracted to a woman...lesbians who have never had the urge to be with a man...I know a white woman who has never wanted to be with a white man; just african-americans...I personally have always been overly attracted to brunette women with slightly olive or darker skin...anybody care to explain those associations? Imprinting? Choice? Learned behavior?

    ...In the immortal words of Frank Zappa - we is what we is and that's all that we is.
    The article points out that the relevance of this to human sexuality is unclear. Insects are much simpler, and their sexual behavior is largely phermone-driven. Human sexuality is much more complex, and there are more environmental and experiential factors involved.

    There have been articles published fairly recently looking into possible genetic links to homosexuality, but the jury is still out and the research continues....

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    Homosexuality is clearly the work of satan. Even in fruit flies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by K-Gun
    Gay fruit fly's eh? They must have sissy fathers or butch mothers, cause that's how the gay mental disorder is habituated. Sick perverted fruit flies will burn in fruit fly hell. The fruit fly version of Dante's Inferno said so.
    Quote Originally Posted by K-Gun
    Homosexuality is clearly the work of satan. Even in fruit flies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by K-Gun
    Gay fruit fly's eh? They must have sissy fathers or butch mothers, cause that's how the gay mental disorder is habituated. Sick perverted fruit flies will burn in fruit fly hell. The fruit fly version of Dante's Inferno said so.
    There are also promiscuous insects.

    Patti

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    Quote Originally Posted by Discotrish
    There are also promiscuous insects.

    Patti
    I wonder if there's an insect orgasm?

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    What does it matter which sex the sleep with, they're all "ho's".

    Let's see who understands this joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedEyE
    What does it matter which sex the sleep with, they're all "ho's".

    Let's see who understands this joke.
    i think you meant that insects (flies in particular) are XO....

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    well this one crashed and burned...where are all the "it's a lifestyle choice" people?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Bomber
    This gives a whole new meaning to the term "fruit" fly...

    Researchers have found that one gene--a kind of master sexual gene that normally exists in distinct male and female variants--can be manipulated to create polar-opposite patterns of sexual behavior in fruit flies.

    In the scientific journal Cell, the researchers detail a series of experiments in which female fruit flies given the male variant of the gene acted exactly like males in courtship, madly pursuing other females, while males given the female version became more passive and turned their sexual attention to their own sex.


    The full article

    I'm almost 100% sure that /you has this gene.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ebenezer
    well this one crashed and burned...where are all the "it's a lifestyle choice" people?
    Why would they have to say anything? Mad Bomber said it's unclear the correlations between humans and fruit flies.

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    bump for my hilarious joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Canadian'eh!
    bump for my hilarious joke.
    where is it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Philster
    where is it?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Canadian'eh!
    I'm almost 100% sure that /you has this gene.
    yup...I have the male variant of the gene, thanks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bling
    Why would they have to say anything? Mad Bomber said it's unclear the correlations between humans and fruit flies.
    I guess the implication is that if fruit flies are gay, then there's nothing wrong with same sex marriage.

    Which also implies to me there's nothing wrong with people tossing turds at the dinner table if monkeys do it.

    And of course dogs lick themselves in public.

    Patti

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