Peace Brigde Bombers got smooshed like roadkill. He got beat by a nerd. He got shut out by a nerd. He couldn't beat Log's pregnant wife in a sit up contest. Last. Zippo. Zilch. Goose egg. Tie Domi IQ points. Tie Domi teeth left in his head. The shortest dwarf. He got as many points as Punch Imlach. Punch Imlach has been dead for 15 years.
Originally posted by clumping platelets I need better goaltending!!!
You need better everything. When John Madden is your best player during the week (2 g, 1 a) time to hang it up. You would be better off with Dandy Don Meredith.
$th's other Biitches were not that much better. Goaltending was the key with 3 Thiebault wins and a Marc Denis (Clb) shutout provided the spark
In this high scoring affair, the Rochester Sabres got back on the winning track with a hard fought win Vs the Dozerdogs.
The Rochester Sabres were led by Past Lalime's Shutout, Doug Weight's 5 PPP's, (all assists), Glen Murray's 4 assists and Keith Tkachuk's 3 goals.
Dozerdogs were led by Paul Kariya's monster week (3g ,6a). The Dozerdogs lost another scorer. Already losing John Leclair and Pavel Bure to injury, Sergei Samsanov wil undergo the knife this week for 3 months to repair his wrist.
The new, improved, and gooned up Puckheads ran into a brick wall. The guy who just couldn't score managed to wipe the floor with BironGirl's squad Matt Johnson did provide 17 minutes in PIM's, which brought a little misty tear to my eye.*sniff*. You'll get 'em next week!
Blame Canada just out thugged his opponent. Tie Domi and Kevin Sawyer led the way to 49 PIM's. Jason Allison had 5 assists to lead the way.
Sabre Ally got a bunch of strong performances from her band of no names. Matt Cooke (1g,4a) Niclas Havelid (3g, 1a) and Wade Redden (2 G, 2A) led the way for Lil' Miss Bud Selig... The commissioner without a clue.
The Toothless East Bay Sharks were led by Todd White (OTT- 1 g 4a). Chris Osgood finally traded in his Rainbow wig and supersized clown shoes for goalie pads. He's been hot of late and made the game close.
In our third lopsided game of the week, bbors rolled over the Zamboni King, or shall we say "Zambini Court Jester".
BBors might as well nail a sheet of 4x6 plywood over the goalmouth. Roman Turek got a Shutout, and no one has been able to score on his Aneheim goaltending pair all week. They have been invncible. Joe Thornton picked up 3 g3a to lead the scoring.
The Zamboni king made a number of moves to bolster his scoring. In a pair of deals, The Kings dealt Patrrick Roy and Yannic Perrault for Eric Lindros, Mike York, and Byron Dafoe. York is red hot , with 7 goals in the past 2 weeks, including spoiling a Roy shutout with 1.4 seconds remaining in a game.
The Atomics were dealt their first significant loss this week at the hands of the Rochester Wildcats.
Jose Theodore Bailed out the 'cats with a stellar 3 win week. Daniel Allkfredson led all wildcat scorers with 1 g 5 a.
The Atomics unloaded in the firepower department, lead by one of the hottest fantasy pllayers in december, Pat Marleau. He had 3 g 4 a. But It's not just scoring. Paying attention to details, like +/-, PIM's, and Shots on goal can and will make the difference.
Battle of Titans? Hardly. More like Mexican Midget Pro Wrestling.
Typ0's slashers failed to field 2 goalie stats conceeding 5 goalie points to Slick Willie's Cable Guys. To bad, he beat him across the board in the goalie stats thanks to poor goaltending again by the hapless cable guys.
The Cable guys recently traded Byron Dafoe for the retired Gilbert Perrault who had 3 g and 2 a. Another new aquisition, Doug Gilmour, added 2 more goals.
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