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    Eriks latest tale....

    Ok so its been a few months since Erik gave me any reason to post one of his exploits.

    I get a call this afternoon, its Erik but I am in the middle of something so I tell him Ill call him back. He says cool, and I hang up. So like 2 hours later of course I had forgotten. He calls back and says "Hey ****ER, wtf why didnt you call me back?"

    Fair enough I deserved that. So he starts off with "So I got banned from Quail Ridge.....". So I am already laughing because I know its going to be good. Quail Ridge is a golf course we frequented, and it has like 2 people working their so I am guessing at this point it had to be pretty bad.

    Erik snuck a case of beer in via his golf bag, which isnt a huge deal. But he was with his older brother. Now they are quite competitive. His brother Carlos apparently had a great shot, so Erik goes to swing and completley misses the tee hits a clump of grass in front the tee...hurt his hand...etc. Well right as a "Marshall" or whoever they are is driving by Erik hurles a full beer at his brother who is laughing about 10 yards away. The beer misses Carlos and creams the golf cart the attendant was in. What little squealing noise those things make it made and the attendant comes over to yell at Erik. Tells him he and his brother are done for the day.

    So rather then escort them out (mistake 1) he tells them to leave and turn in the cart, then drives off. They basically wait like 25 minutes and then continue on with the game totally ignoring the attendant. On the 9th hole Carlos bets Erik he cant sink this like 7ft put. Erik of course strikes back with some curse words and accepts the bet (here it comes....) of course, predictably he misses and misses bad. Since he lost he had to run bare-assed 3 laps around the green.

    So half way through his 2nd lap (of which I should mention he appeared to be enjoying according to Carlos), the attendant comes screaming down the pathway only to see a fatass mexican running bottomless around the 9th hole beer in one hand putter in the other. Carlos then takes the cart and drives to the club house where Erik was left to deal with the attendant. And now the Castlar bros. are banned for life from Quail Ridge Golf Course.

    *sigh*

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    Re: Eriks latest tale....

    Awesome. You need to buy these guys a digital camera. Not that I want to see your buddy Erik's ass bouncing around the green, but becasue visual aides add so much more to the comedy of the situation.

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    Re: Eriks latest tale....

    Quote Originally Posted by RedEyE
    Awesome. You need to buy these guys a digital camera. Not that I want to see your buddy Erik's ass bouncing around the green, but becasue visual aides add so much more to the comedy of the situation.

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    Re: Eriks latest tale....

    great story man

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    Re: Eriks latest tale....

    So, did the golf course attendant took their pictures and put them in the bulletin board?
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    Re: Eriks latest tale....

    Might have I dont know how that works. They way I typed it is pretty much how it was relayed to me.

    Given his past I have no reason to not believe him, for Erik this is pretty much par for the course.

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    Re: Eriks latest tale....

    Quote Originally Posted by Devin
    Might have I dont know how that works. They way I typed it is pretty much how it was relayed to me.

    Given his past I have no reason to not believe him, for Erik this is pretty much par for the course.
    The elusive white tailed deer spotted again?

    nice pun there Devin.

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    Get him to sign up at the Zone.
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    Re: Eriks latest tale....

    Quote Originally Posted by chernobylwraiths
    The elusive white tailed deer spotted again?

    nice pun there Devin.
    Lol i thought so.

    And yes the white tails were out in force at Quail Ridge.

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