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  • Gunzlingr
    Registered User
    • Jul 2002
    • 45976

    The only way we can beat NE

    is if there plane crashes and no more than 4 of their players survive. Any more than that, and they have a fighting chance against our D.
    You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!
  • camelcowboy
    Registered User
    • Mar 2005
    • 7449

    #2
    Re: The only way we can beat NE

    Originally posted by Gunzlingr
    is if there plane crashes and no more than 4 of their players survive. Any more than that, and they have a fighting chance against our D.
    Does Belicheck survive? He'd probally find a superstar running back that was a hotdog vendor.


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    • OpIv37
      Acid Douching Asswipe
      • Sep 2002
      • 101238

      #3
      Re: The only way we can beat NE

      yeah, too bad the game's in NE so none of the players will be on a plane between now and kickoff
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      • Gunzlingr
        Registered User
        • Jul 2002
        • 45976

        #4
        Re: The only way we can beat NE

        Originally posted by OpIv37
        yeah, too bad the game's in NE so none of the players will be on a plane between now and kickoff
        I knew there was something wrong with my theory!
        You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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        • camelcowboy
          Registered User
          • Mar 2005
          • 7449

          #5
          Re: The only way we can beat NE

          Still vote for anthrax in their gatoraide

          Just kidding as the government is probally driving to my house as we speak.


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          • Mr. Miyagi
            Lecter's Little *****

            • Sep 2002
            • 53616

            #6
            Re: The only way we can beat NE

            We can beat them fair and square. Their D sucks. Just run it down their throat. Our D has to hold up though.

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            • slakjaw157
              Registered User
              • Oct 2003
              • 913

              #7
              Re: The only way we can beat NE

              Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
              We can beat them fair and square. Their D sucks. Just run it down their throat. Our D has to hold up though.

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              • Night Train
                Retired - On Several Levels
                • Jul 2005
                • 33117

                #8
                Re: The only way we can beat NE

                Who's saying a plane can't hit their practice field ?

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                • vicmantak
                  Registered User
                  • Jun 2005
                  • 787

                  #9
                  Re: The only way we can beat NE

                  1. Aaron Shobel: he really knows how to play against average and rookie LTs. If he beats Patriots rookie third-round pick Nick Kaczur... Patriots might bench their decade player on Tom Brady...

                  2. London Fletcher: it's extremely necessary his aggresiveness and let him help Schobel. Dillon and Brady need some punishment.

                  3. Jason Peters: even if he doesn't start he might help Mike Williams to stop Richard Seymour... yes a masked extra TE...

                  4. Ryan Lindell: he might be prepared for a kicker matchup...

                  "Defeat is simply a signal to press onward"
                  - Helen Keller


                  "What we call failure is not the falling down, but the staying down"

                  - Mary Pickford



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                  • Cntrygal
                    Visually stunning but camera-shy.
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 44884

                    #10
                    Re: The only way we can beat NE

                    Originally posted by vicmantak
                    4. Ryan Lindell: he might be prepared for a kicker matchup...
                    I'm not ready to view that matchup.
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                    • mysticsoto
                      Too sober for this...
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 31439

                      #11
                      Re: The only way we can beat NE

                      I was watching Night Court the other days (anyone remember that series) and saw an episode where this rich cowboy/texan bet Harry (the Judge) to arm wrestle him and if he won, the rich Texan would pay an orphanage the debt that they owed so the bank wouldn't foreclose on their property. The Texan was a gambling man and couldn't just give the money away, but he could gamble. He begins by wrestling the judge, who is kind of scrawny and weak. As a desperation move, Christine Sullivan (the district attorney and prudish kind of girl) catches the Texan's attention in the background and flashes him - taking off her shirt and distracts him allowing the judge to win and save the orphanage and the poor kids...and it struck me, maybe we can have FBH do that at a crucial moment when Adam Viniateri is about to kick a winning field goal (as he always seems to do). FBH could get as close to the field as she could and then flash and distract him long enough so Jason Peters can break in and block the punt and run it in for a TD and an upset win.

                      Okay, that's the only way I can see us beating NE on Sunday.

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                      • footballhottie
                        Registered User
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 9776

                        #12
                        Re: The only way we can beat NE

                        I get in my car right now and go run everyone over like in my orginal plan.....

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                        • The_Philster
                          Registered User
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 52180

                          #13
                          Re: The only way we can beat NE

                          Originally posted by footballhottie
                          I get in my car right now and go run everyone over like in my orginal plan.....
                          soto's idea involves less jail time for you
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                          • footballhottie
                            Registered User
                            • Feb 2005
                            • 9776

                            #14
                            Re: The only way we can beat NE

                            Its worth it if i means NE wont get another SB

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                            • Meathead
                              Insufferable ***** and perpetual crybaby
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 21349

                              #15
                              Re: The only way we can beat NE

                              intentional wardrobe malfunction, no stars or anything tho
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