The white Michael Vick! Rob Johnson 2.0! Ralph Wilson's last big love affair!
Can it really be ten years since we fell in man-lust with the boat-stealing dick from SoCal?
JP, we hardly knew ye!
But thanks for screwing this franchise for a decade and into the foreseeable future!
And THANK YOU! to all the little Losmaniacs that wanted to be your boyfriend!
YOU ROCK, JP!
Too bad it didn't work out.
I'll always have a special place in my heart for you, dude.