Re: Buddy Ryan died
Buddy was meaner than a junkyard dog, more ornery than a starving grizzly defending cubs, crustier than the wreck of the Titanic, more vicious than Nicky Minaj on too little sleep, more colorful than an explosion at a crayola factory, saltier than the Dead Sea, crankier than Wagoncircler trying to quit smoking, more relentlessly merciless than Spartacus when he's actually correct, and funnier than Chappelle in his prime.
If the Ryan brothers gained some afterlife support, and I doubt they did because Buddy would head straight to Gilbride or Ditka's house to haunt then from past aggravation, it won't be a fluttering spirit of peaceful guidance and gentle encouragement. He'll wake them with shrieks in the night over bad defense, "what the HELL did I ever tell you" written on the mirror, poke opponents in the eye with an ethereal finger, drain helmet mike batteries for division enemies, and trip opposing coaches from the shadows as they come up the tunnel.
A true defensive genius, colorful man, and fierce competitor.
RIP Buddy Ryan if you can. I think he'll get bored with it quick.
Buddy was meaner than a junkyard dog, more ornery than a starving grizzly defending cubs, crustier than the wreck of the Titanic, more vicious than Nicky Minaj on too little sleep, more colorful than an explosion at a crayola factory, saltier than the Dead Sea, crankier than Wagoncircler trying to quit smoking, more relentlessly merciless than Spartacus when he's actually correct, and funnier than Chappelle in his prime.
If the Ryan brothers gained some afterlife support, and I doubt they did because Buddy would head straight to Gilbride or Ditka's house to haunt then from past aggravation, it won't be a fluttering spirit of peaceful guidance and gentle encouragement. He'll wake them with shrieks in the night over bad defense, "what the HELL did I ever tell you" written on the mirror, poke opponents in the eye with an ethereal finger, drain helmet mike batteries for division enemies, and trip opposing coaches from the shadows as they come up the tunnel.
A true defensive genius, colorful man, and fierce competitor.
RIP Buddy Ryan if you can. I think he'll get bored with it quick.
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