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  1. 04-11-2005, 12:32 AM #1
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    Erikisms.

    Ok so before I came out to the dusty corner of hell known as New Mexico my roommate and I went out for some beers. My roommate has seemingly taken to larger women.....and I cannot explain why........it sort of just happened.

    We had a conversation that almost down to the word went like this:

    Devin: Ewww dude didnt you....(pointing to a girl resembling a beached whale)
    Erik: uhhhh I was drunk.
    Devin: Dude you were stonecold sober when that happened.
    Erik: (pauses) Why you gotta bring up old sh1t?
    Devin: (looking at the girl) *full body shiver*
    Erik: (sips beer) Wonder what shes doing tonight
    Devin: Dude seriously.
    Erik: What?
    Devin: Did you just say "I Wonder what shes doing tonight"
    Erik: Thats french for get me another beer.
    Devin: You need help man.

    A mere 45 second look into my life. Its seriously like that everyday, my roommate wants to go to broadcast school for radio so hes full of these little gems.

    3 weeks ago I came home and he was in a darth vader outfit hitting golf balls around the apartment with a girl on all fours like 10 feet away. I walked in and he goes: "I can explain". Of course you can E.

    I just closed the door and went back to work. As I am walking away I actually hear him say "What?".

    I swear if we had cameras in the house like real world, wed make a fortune.
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  2. 04-11-2005, 05:33 AM #2
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    I wanna hear what he was doing hitting golf balls at the girl on all 4s while in a Vader costume.
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  3. 04-11-2005, 08:07 AM #3
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    Are you sure it wasn't BikerBabe and Mr.Reality in the costume? Was he using a left handed golf club?
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  4. 04-11-2005, 09:51 AM #4
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    he needs help i think.
  5. 04-11-2005, 10:24 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by kardshark19
    I wanna hear what he was doing hitting golf balls at the girl on all 4s while in a Vader costume.
    He does so much**** like that I dont bother to ask anymore.
  6. 04-11-2005, 10:26 AM #6
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    The bigger question here is, why was the girl allowing him to hit golf balls at her.
  7. 04-11-2005, 10:29 AM #7
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    I didnt stay long enough to ask.
  8. 04-11-2005, 10:35 AM #8
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    I want to move in!!! Every wed night is nintendo dodgeball night!
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  9. 04-11-2005, 10:37 AM #9
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    youd fit right in, i came home onetime to him playing xbox poker, every time he lost he did a SHOT of tabasco sauce.

    He was alone.
  10. 04-11-2005, 10:39 AM #10
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    Dude thats so awesome. You gotta bring him to the opener.
  11. 04-11-2005, 10:41 AM #11
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    lol Erik is a piece of work, good guy and all but man he must have had an interesting childhood.

    I may actually fly up for the opener this year so I may do that. Im sure hed get a kick out of it. In fact hes the guy who would streak onto the field and get killed by Takeo.
  12. 04-11-2005, 10:50 AM #12
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    Fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go round.
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  13. 04-11-2005, 10:54 AM #13
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    hes a fan of the larger ladies.
  14. 04-11-2005, 11:34 AM #14
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    HAH sounds like my kinda guy.

    We'll have to chill.

  15. 04-11-2005, 11:38 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by mybills
    Are you sure it wasn't BikerBabe and Mr.Reality in the costume? Was he using a left handed golf club?
    This thread was hilarious...until I got to this part.
  16. 04-11-2005, 11:41 AM #16
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    lol!

    This is just tip of the iceburg. I could write a book.
  17. 04-11-2005, 01:00 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devin
    3 weeks ago I came home and he was in a darth vader outfit hitting golf balls around the apartment with a girl on all fours like 10 feet away. I walked in and he goes: "I can explain". Of course you can E.




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    Quote Originally Posted by BikerBabe
    This thread was hilarious...until I got to this part.
    He said it was indoors! oops, you have seen the wall yet, have you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Forward_Lateral
    The bigger question here is, why was the girl allowing him to hit golf balls at her.
    He was prolly tryin' for a hole in one!
  20. 04-11-2005, 01:11 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by mybills
    He was prolly tryin' for a hole in one!
    Nothing like a late night pitch and putt.
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